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So no one will be reading this anyway...

Posted 03-24-2009 at 04:12 PM by Elwin

"Great excuses to use when caught red-handed":

1. Honest Officer, the man was dead when I got there...

2. Honest Mom, that stuff is not mine! I was just holding it for a friend...

3. I did NOT have sex with that woman!

4. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could FLY...

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