trade secrets......i just LOVE this kinda stuff. ya know....."Q".....you have the makings for a movie script here. let's see....we had movies like "Tucker" about Preston Tucker and his innovative automobile......the other flick with Russell Crowe about the intermittent windshield wiper......
.....so.....
...just think.....
the sequel to Quentin Tarantino's "Resevoir Dogs"........"Pukin Dogs"......a movie about two earnest mo fo's getting serious data from a "Q" type collegue that HAS to get to the patent office before the competitor does.......along the way they take on on serious debacle after another all the way to the climax.....a round of bad martial arts and wrestling moves on a small faction of the FDA with SUPERB IN YOUR FACE RAW dialogue wittier than William Wallace delivered by two 30 something year old under achievers rolling in a "Smokey and the Bandit" TransAM wearing "Wiseguy" black leather jackets.
a Resevoir Dog is a scavenger.....a Pukin Dog is a force to be reckoned with because when your feeling yuko ya just wanna be left alone but when the trouble just will not back off......it's ATOMIC DONKEY KONG TIME.
their debacles could be microcosm political issues showing how both sides of the fence actually retort in daily life.....PETA, CAPITALISM, TIPPING....BEHAVING YOURSELF....etc......
along the way....they pick up an aspiring DOWNWARD spiraling political figure....kiiiiiiiiiiinda like Sarah Palin (Super Political MILF) which will give you dialogue between one of the under achievers and a politician making their last attempt to reach someone before cashing out on it all.
there could be a vague love debacle between the two.....like Scully and Mulder from the Xfiles.....will they? or won't they? YOU will already know that it won't happen BUT you will be suckered into that false sense of hope that they will BUT, you just know that they won't.
the fight scenes will be true to life....no MATRIX human form show boating....just true mess making like it is when things go sour in a Biker Bar....there will be a righteous car chase that tops "Bullitt".....old political fuddy duddy tea party tea baggers getting potato sacked with prejudice......no guns......no guns at all......serious cops.....because cops really are not that dumb except for that episode of "Jesse James is a Dead Man" when he runs from the cops in a hopped up Camaro.
Awesome music that only Tarantino can deliver....yeah...Tarantino will have to direct this because he "gets" this kinda stuff....unfortunately i have no clue what the heck he was thinking when he made "Inglorious Basterds."
"Chick Habit" by April March in "Death Proof".....did you know April March is married to the guy that runs the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland?....yep. Did you even know April March 'til then? nope....me neither hotrods.
ok....the finally.....the patent OR whatever the secret data is leads back to "Q" who has random bizarre phone calls with the two Byronic Heros. "Q" actually was busy with some hot babe and used the two chumps as pawns.......only to have the movie end with "Q" getting a rough around the edges potato sacking or something just as he's getting ready to go lumberjack with the hot babe......or....something. or "Q" could like be caught by the two hanging with the competitor playing Dungeons and Dragons or....something.
what's the actual point of the movie? well.....it's just a mess....total train wreck....the two guys just make more of a mess with "good intentions" to do the right thing the way they see what "right" is in their eyes....but, it really is how both sides of the fence of the entire world would see it as it plows through a corn field like a meteorite and the simple farmer takes care of the mess in the simplest way after the montage of media dilettante's have come and gone.
yeah.....pretty wild huh?
"i hope i just took the worst part of anyone's day today and just chucked it out the window with this calamity i just wrote."
love YAs!
~jeff
.....so.....
...just think.....
the sequel to Quentin Tarantino's "Resevoir Dogs"........"Pukin Dogs"......a movie about two earnest mo fo's getting serious data from a "Q" type collegue that HAS to get to the patent office before the competitor does.......along the way they take on on serious debacle after another all the way to the climax.....a round of bad martial arts and wrestling moves on a small faction of the FDA with SUPERB IN YOUR FACE RAW dialogue wittier than William Wallace delivered by two 30 something year old under achievers rolling in a "Smokey and the Bandit" TransAM wearing "Wiseguy" black leather jackets.
a Resevoir Dog is a scavenger.....a Pukin Dog is a force to be reckoned with because when your feeling yuko ya just wanna be left alone but when the trouble just will not back off......it's ATOMIC DONKEY KONG TIME.
their debacles could be microcosm political issues showing how both sides of the fence actually retort in daily life.....PETA, CAPITALISM, TIPPING....BEHAVING YOURSELF....etc......
along the way....they pick up an aspiring DOWNWARD spiraling political figure....kiiiiiiiiiiinda like Sarah Palin (Super Political MILF) which will give you dialogue between one of the under achievers and a politician making their last attempt to reach someone before cashing out on it all.
there could be a vague love debacle between the two.....like Scully and Mulder from the Xfiles.....will they? or won't they? YOU will already know that it won't happen BUT you will be suckered into that false sense of hope that they will BUT, you just know that they won't.
the fight scenes will be true to life....no MATRIX human form show boating....just true mess making like it is when things go sour in a Biker Bar....there will be a righteous car chase that tops "Bullitt".....old political fuddy duddy tea party tea baggers getting potato sacked with prejudice......no guns......no guns at all......serious cops.....because cops really are not that dumb except for that episode of "Jesse James is a Dead Man" when he runs from the cops in a hopped up Camaro.
Awesome music that only Tarantino can deliver....yeah...Tarantino will have to direct this because he "gets" this kinda stuff....unfortunately i have no clue what the heck he was thinking when he made "Inglorious Basterds."
"Chick Habit" by April March in "Death Proof".....did you know April March is married to the guy that runs the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland?....yep. Did you even know April March 'til then? nope....me neither hotrods.
ok....the finally.....the patent OR whatever the secret data is leads back to "Q" who has random bizarre phone calls with the two Byronic Heros. "Q" actually was busy with some hot babe and used the two chumps as pawns.......only to have the movie end with "Q" getting a rough around the edges potato sacking or something just as he's getting ready to go lumberjack with the hot babe......or....something. or "Q" could like be caught by the two hanging with the competitor playing Dungeons and Dragons or....something.
what's the actual point of the movie? well.....it's just a mess....total train wreck....the two guys just make more of a mess with "good intentions" to do the right thing the way they see what "right" is in their eyes....but, it really is how both sides of the fence of the entire world would see it as it plows through a corn field like a meteorite and the simple farmer takes care of the mess in the simplest way after the montage of media dilettante's have come and gone.
yeah.....pretty wild huh?
"i hope i just took the worst part of anyone's day today and just chucked it out the window with this calamity i just wrote."
love YAs!
~jeff
