MagnusEunson

[QUOTE=MagnusEunson;3361361]While everybody else worries about this stuff I'm going to go buy myself a high-risk donut from Krispy Kreme. As a matter of fact, I'm going to buy THREE of them. I will consume two with WHOLE milk. And then soak one in BWB Malty that I will then distill into the ultimate danger-juice of Donut-Nicotine goodliness. I will vape that over copious amount of Wagyu beef, potatoes, beer, and whisky. And then I will have unprotected sex tonight. Twice. I will also drive between random locations while talking on my cell phone WITHOUT a headset. And to wrap it all up before bed I will go down to the Alligator infested lake and urinate on a sleeping giant lizard. All with a Nuclear power site within a short drive.

Completely risk averse lives suck. -Magnus[/QUOTE]