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  1. Sorry

    by , 06-24-2010 at 08:58 PM
    Sorry sportsfans, Iíve been too busy to post lately as the proverbial poop has hit the mythical fan.
    Maybe this will explain:

    Hold on while I cover my body with the slime from giant Indonesian sea slugs. I keep a kiddie pool full of them in the basement. Good, now I can communicate with out fear of vaporization. I'll send you a breeding pair if you haven't got some already.

    Log entry: 6/22/2010 13:00

    Okay, itís raining again, and the Llamas have taken ...
  2. Fishin Mission

    by , 06-24-2010 at 08:57 PM
    Okay, so Iíve been enlisted by a particular agency (which I cannot dilulge) to do some intelligence gathering. This is due to the escalation of covert activity in this region. I will be posing as a mild mannered fisherman and spending the next 10 days or so on the water, in hopes of making contact. Nelson the super beagle has made it clear that going alone is NOT an option and has insisted on accompanying me on this mission. His cover is perfect. He will appear to be a normal dog basking in the ...
  3. Nocturnal Mission

    by , 06-24-2010 at 08:56 PM
    Okay, so last night Iím out making my nocturnal visit to the neighborís llamas to check their
    Dung piles for the latest news. Nothing! I havenít made contact in a couple of weeks and this
    Has me a little edgy. I think Iíve been spotted, but remember that the peat moss and owl feather
    Suit makes me undetectable. Whew! Poor prior planning and all thatÖ Years of testing and countless
    pissed off nocturnal birds helped me perfect this method. It was worth itÖ well, it was worth ...
  4. Just a note of explanation

    by , 06-24-2010 at 08:55 PM
    Just a note of explanation about my OT posts:

    I am NOT on medication! Everything I share is completely natural & not chemically enhanced (unless you're picky enough to include nicotine, well that and massive amounts of energy drinks. Other wise, nada.... oh wait do flashbacks count? No, it's been 15+ yrs. since I did any of that stuff. What about... no, I don't think that applies here either. Anyway that rash went away!) There is nothing untoward in the water supply up here either. ...
  5. Ramblings

    by , 06-24-2010 at 08:51 PM
    I decided to post some of this ridiculousness, so it's all in one place.

    Hey fellow bananacrats,

    I thought I'd share some of my priceless wisdom and knowledge with you. Very few have this cherished opportunity. You should be eternally grateful. It's not often that someone offers this kind of stuff for free. Those infomercials that tell you how to think positive, how to be goal oriented and whatnot, charge a lot of money for their programs. I, in my infinite and boundless ...