I'm getting a ProVari
by, 10-14-2011 at 02:17 PM (1054 Views)
I want something strong so I'm getting a ProVari
I always liked strong tobacco products. Strong cigarettes were my favorite; I inhaled cigars and pipes when I smoked them, dipped Copenhagen, snorted powder snuff, chewed Big Red... I feel like the freaking Will Rogers of tobacco; I don't think I ever met a tobacco product I didn't like.
Then again, probably the only reason I used anything else besides cigarettes is because I HATED cigarettes. I hated my first one, my last one and every one that came in between. When I started, I remember thinking, there is NO WAY I can get hooked on this crap. It tastes like MONGOLIAN A55!
I've decided to get a ProVari because,l while it's expensive, I think it is cheap compared to the thousands of dollars I've wasted on NRT products like Gum, Patches, Pills, etc. I've tried it all, some things twice. One day, I heard a blurb about Nitrous Oxide helping to reduce cravings. Since that is the only mind-altering chemical I like more than alcohol, I decided to pick up a tank full. It was the least-effective cessation effort I ever made, but it was one of the most relaxing weeks of my life. I gave up the Nitrous because while it was fun, it was not helping me cut down much except for the time I spent with the mask strapped to my face, and it was seriously impacting my productivity. Maybe one of the reasons I'm getting a ProVari is that it bears a slight resemblance to the Nitrous tank.
Did I mention that I'm getting a ProVari?