I posted an image of a HUMOROUS e-juice label I created (linky), but I think someone took offense or felt that it might reflect badly on the vaping community, or rebooted a server at the wrong time. At any rate, it's gone now and I was looking forward to the sort of playful banter and such that that sort of thing usually inspires here on the ECF. I've decided to make a blog post about it so I can rest easy knowing no one will ever even see it, let alone comment on it.
I wrote another one that's probably even more offensive. (Again, it's SUPPOSED TO BE humor.) I'm not going to post a picture of it, but I'll paste in the copy from the bottle so nobody will read about it here.
On the off chance you're trolling forgotten blogs looking for something to be offended by, this will probably do it for you.
All Mad Pumpkin Pharmaceuticals ™ products are made with questionable ingredients, dirty equipment, and measurements that involve lots of squinting and shrugging. Our products are unnecessarily tested on cute helpless animals. We squirt it in their eyes, rub it all over them, and when we run out of product, we throw the empty bottles at them because, screw the FDA!
I wrote another one that's probably even more offensive. (Again, it's SUPPOSED TO BE humor.) I'm not going to post a picture of it, but I'll paste in the copy from the bottle so nobody will read about it here.
On the off chance you're trolling forgotten blogs looking for something to be offended by, this will probably do it for you.
Front (Has little dressing-room door stars)
* Movie Star *
"One puff, and you're a star!"
(50/50@30on20140707)
Back
All Mad Pumpkin Pharmaceuticals ™ products are made with questionable ingredients, dirty equipment, and measurements that involve lots of squinting and shrugging. Our products are unnecessarily tested on cute helpless animals. We squirt it in their eyes, rub it all over them, and when we run out of product, we throw the empty bottles at them because, screw the FDA!
