Update 2015: Unfortunately, the main vendor I used for the menu no longer carries some of the flavors (gee, I wonder why?) and the links are broken anyway. You'll just have to trust me that they existed in 2013. Has your Princess ever led you astray?
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I have been amusing myself for quite awhile trying to find enough of the right flavors of e-liquid to make a whole meal. I think I got pretty close this time. All items on the menu are juices sold mixed by a vendor, not DIY flavorings - that would be too easy.
I had an idea of music to go with it too, but sadly I could only link to a clip. I hope this works. Barbeque by Mumbo Gumbo
Everybody Vapes BBQ!
Hickory Smoke (You gotta git it started)
Beef Steak Sadly, FSUSA doesn't make baby back ribs anymore.
Grilled Shrimp (Iffen ya wanna git fancy)
Beer
For the kids:
Hot Dogs
Ketchup
Mustard
Onions
Dill Pickles (Sadly, no sweet relish)
Bread (for buns)
Nacho Cheese Fritos
It's the sides that gave me trouble. No corn-on-the-cob; no green bean casserole like my Aunt Peggy makes (topped with the crunchy little onions slivers that come in a can), but I did the best I could...
Carrots
Yams
Mashed Potatoes
Butter
More Beer
Eyetalyun Salad maybe?
Ripe Tomatoes
Cucumbers
Green Olives (I'm thinkin' this one should be 100% vg, to make Olive oil)
Porcino Mushrooms
Mozzarella Cheese
Onions
Garlic
Oregano
Black Pepper
Got a side for this one: Garlic Bread
More Beer
With all the fruit flavors out there, I was very surprised I couldn't find an Ambrosia Salad. It doesn't seem like it would be that hard to make. Anyway, this might work:
Hawaiian Tropic Fruit Mix
Coconut
Marshmallow
Maraschino Cherries
More Beer
Gotta have drinks:
Sweet-southern-iced-tea
Mountain Dew
Pepsi
Cherry 7-Up
Beer
For dessert:
Sweet Potato Pie
Banana Pudding (Southern Style with vanilla cookies)
Watermelon
More Beer
And finally:
Coffee "Your Way" (everybody likes their's differn't)
Whiskey (The name JD is copywrit)
More Beer
And a smoke...
Marbro Red
Marbro Menthol
Oh look! The kids lit a fire!
Smoke
S'mores
More Beer
I tried really hard to find one vendor with all of it, but I couldn't. I don't feel too bad though, I'm mean, even Walmart doesn't have everything.
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I have been amusing myself for quite awhile trying to find enough of the right flavors of e-liquid to make a whole meal. I think I got pretty close this time. All items on the menu are juices sold mixed by a vendor, not DIY flavorings - that would be too easy.
I had an idea of music to go with it too, but sadly I could only link to a clip. I hope this works. Barbeque by Mumbo Gumbo
Everybody Vapes BBQ!
Hickory Smoke (You gotta git it started)
Beef Steak Sadly, FSUSA doesn't make baby back ribs anymore.
Grilled Shrimp (Iffen ya wanna git fancy)
Beer
For the kids:
Hot Dogs
Ketchup
Mustard
Onions
Dill Pickles (Sadly, no sweet relish)
Bread (for buns)
Nacho Cheese Fritos
It's the sides that gave me trouble. No corn-on-the-cob; no green bean casserole like my Aunt Peggy makes (topped with the crunchy little onions slivers that come in a can), but I did the best I could...
Carrots
Yams
Mashed Potatoes
Butter
More Beer
Eyetalyun Salad maybe?
Ripe Tomatoes
Cucumbers
Green Olives (I'm thinkin' this one should be 100% vg, to make Olive oil)
Porcino Mushrooms
Mozzarella Cheese
Onions
Garlic
Oregano
Black Pepper
Got a side for this one: Garlic Bread
More Beer
With all the fruit flavors out there, I was very surprised I couldn't find an Ambrosia Salad. It doesn't seem like it would be that hard to make. Anyway, this might work:
Hawaiian Tropic Fruit Mix
Coconut
Marshmallow
Maraschino Cherries
More Beer
Gotta have drinks:
Sweet-southern-iced-tea
Mountain Dew
Pepsi
Cherry 7-Up
Beer
For dessert:
Sweet Potato Pie
Banana Pudding (Southern Style with vanilla cookies)
Watermelon
More Beer
And finally:
Coffee "Your Way" (everybody likes their's differn't)
Whiskey (The name JD is copywrit)
More Beer
And a smoke...
Marbro Red
Marbro Menthol
Oh look! The kids lit a fire!
Smoke
S'mores
More Beer
I tried really hard to find one vendor with all of it, but I couldn't. I don't feel too bad though, I'm mean, even Walmart doesn't have everything.
