Well, I hope that I don't fall in love with you
Fallin' in love just makes me blue.
Well the music plays, and you display your heart for me to see.
I had a beer and now I hear you callin' out to me.
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

Now the room is crowded, people everywhere
And I wonder, should I offer you a chair?
Well if you sit down with this old clown,
Take that frown and break it
Before the evening's gone away
...

So much to do, there's plenty on the farm,
I'll sleep when I'm dead!
Saturday night I like to raise a little harm,
I'll sleep when I'm dead!

I'm drinking heartbreak motor oil and Bombay gin,
I'll sleep when I'm dead!
Straight from the bottle, twisted again,
I'll sleep when I'm dead!
Alright!

Well I take this medicine as prescribed.
I'll sleep when I'm dead!
It don't matter if I get a little tired,
I'll sleep...

Big gorilla at the LA zoo,
Snatched the glasses right off my face,
Took the keys to my BMW,
Left me here to take his place.

I wish the ape a lot of success.
I'm sorry my apartment's a mess.
Most of all, I'm sorry if I made you blue.
I'm bettin' the gorilla will too.

They say Jesus will find you wherever you go,
But when he'll come lookin' for you, they don't know.
In the meantime, keep your profile low.
Gorilla,...