So, I'm at work. It's Monday. Boy, is it ever Monday. Lot's of work issues, clients not understanding that not everything that happens is our fault...typical. Sometimes I have to step away from my desk in order to keep my sanity even though I don't smoke anymore. I go vape in the alley where the rest of the smokers go so I can blow clouds of vapor everywhere. While I was outside today, I noticed that the smell of cigarettes was particularly strong and almost made me gag, but I fixed it with Banana Foster's vape. I thought to myself "I just perfumed the alley", so that's what I'm going to start calling it whenever I need to go outside.
"I'm stepping away so I can perfume the alley."
Cute.
"I'm stepping away so I can perfume the alley."
Cute.
