Twenty-Fourth Series of AIV Posts

2/1/13


Far over Vapeland a soaring, strange, blue byrd is looking down upon his home realm. Having traveled through many realms, of late, his heart is full when he looks below. Yardbyrd sees a strange brown, rodent like creature, peering cautiously from his burrow; tomorrow he will emerge and his forcasting prowess be felt by many!


Seeing new faces YardByrd comes in for a landing, in the meadow between the high rise/penthouse are and tea table service in the middle of Vapeland. YardByrd's mystical, and ever faithfu, perch rises from the green turf and he lands on it his right talon wrapped around a bevelled edge cut on it. The platinum translator medallion around his neck is glowing a soft and constant violet. You can hear a deep, smooth, male, Latin voice, emitting from Vapeland's avian friend:


"Hail greetings and salutations Vapelandians! Viva Vapeland...Viva LA Vapeland...Viva La Vita Vapeland!


I see many new faces, amongst us, some will become neighbors and put down roots here in our realm while others, wanderers that they are, grace us with their presence but for a short, but happy time. I salute you and offer apologies for any new comers this old Byrd may have missed Hail and greetings


Rockstarima,speedydave,FrogHat(Did you once have a rock band that recorded "I Just Want To Make Love to you?),millertime660,springfieldarms(Thou shalt lurk no more!), Yokymo(trust in contacting Nicole), nadja2 (you will really want these e-liquids even more once you taste them), ReaperXL7, and Tajji'smom.


CASEFACE79: So sorry to hear of your health woes; very happy to hear you took action fast enough and met the issue headon before it became a more serious threat. Be well. vape long. Heal up.


charmed312: You too Be well. Vape Long. Heal up."


YardByrd pauses a moment and looking skyward you get a feeling that he is very concerned.


"Yuttynut: where fore art thou and who dost thou fare?


Lettucehead: We are encouraged at the report that you have returned to work; maybe, one day you will also return to us even if only for a brief visit.


to our friend down under: RIP --thats Review interests in Perth!


msmorri: James and I both are so happy that you are feeling better.


Riversong, Monkey, Caitlin, IKAG, The Hill Giant (and you others I may have omitted); you sustain and energize Vapeland with every post.


Alas, my friends, once again duties in other realms call me from my favorite and homeland realm. James, my assistant, sends his warmest regards and still hopes to come and visit and chat with you all sometime.


Viva Vapeland! Viva La Vapeland! Viva La Vita Vapeland!"


YardByrd inhales that aromatic, energized, magicked air of Vapeland and his breast swells with it's healing balm. He exhales slowly, sigh like, and flapping his wings takes off from his ever faithful perch that mysteriously buries itself back into the Vapeland soil. Rising higher, above the trees, to the right, over the clearing with the tea service he begins to spiral upward. His circular motion grows tighter and tighter. His flight grows quick, quicker, then so fast he spins inward upon himself and reaching the apex of the spiral is gone...then a talon reaches out of thin air and drops a scroll that unfurls and reveals a message for all and the appendage slowly withdraws upward vanishing into thin air:


“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.”
― Roald Dahl




3/2/13


The ________ How deep does the rabbit hole go? thread is suddenly charged with electricity. The hair on peoples arms, necks, and faces is lightly wafted upward. There is a scintillating, rotating, wobbly, mass in the air above. It continues to shake and alter, expand and contract, emit colors and then become clear. Then it slowly opens, from a slit down it's middle, and the vast, dark, void of space, stippled with many bright stars appears. The wormhole looks like it has stablized. There is a long, rolling, peale, of thunder and several lightning bolts emit from the hole and then a ball of blue lightning comes into sight, then, to the wormhole, and through it! It approaches the fairie soil of NuVapeland. A plain, brown, wooden perch, with a curious shaved bevelled edge on one side of it, comes up from the ground of _______ The ball lightning approaches, turns a deep indigo blue, and lights on the "T" top of the perch and dissipating reveal YardByrd. His otherworldly platinum YB medallion begins to glow a royal blue and you can hear a deep, smooth, male, Latin, translated voice:


"Hail salutations and greetings our founders, our patrons, and our friends of AIV! Viva NuVapeland! Viva La _________! Viva La Vita ____________ I travel the realms seeking to do whatever good I can wherever I am able. You will find that I have already setup a Vapeland Embassy here that has gone unmolested. I feel that the waiting period, to view it's acceptance, is over with your appearance here! I am so happy to see Vapeland has expanded across the Realms! This is indeed a wondrous, happy, and remarkable occasion! I now offer to you the keys to the Vapeland Embassy, a warm welcome, and my feelings of gratitude that you have arrived. I believe this confirms the presence of NuVapeland. I could not have come here, earlier, on your behalf without the trail blazing efforts of Alegria! Well done Alegria!


Alas the business of the other realms keeps me in near constant flight! Without the aid of my assistant, James, and your patronage I know of two realms that would have suffered greatly. Thank you, our patrons, for your delectable and fascinating e-liquids! Thank you, NuVapor for accepting our Embassy, our diplomatic inquiry, and now our presence, here, in our new home. Like it's founding home it reflects a mystic aura, a magicked dwemoner, a silent spell, a tremendous positive energy, this fairied earth, this wondrous soil, these blessed acres, this home away from home, this portal of respite for those who travel the realms...this land, our home, this requiem and sanctuary, this our NuVapeland!


Viva _______!"


YardByrd bows low upon the top of his perch. His faithful, realm following perch, begins to sink into the ground of NuVapeland. Just as it is almost out of sight YardByrd takes flight. He works his wings, hungrily, and mounts the heights of NuVapeland. The rotating wobbly mass appears above, again, and just before he flies away, to Realms unknown nbut needy, you hear one final, loud, and mighty sound......."CAW!"

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