Yunn85

So you have your eye on a special lady. The kind that you can see coming before she arrives. The type that sets off plate tectonics by going for a jog. If Monica Villarreal was real, she'd turn green with envy. You want her, and badly. What do you do first? You put on the brakes Sparky, and read this. Hopefully a little advice from someone who's been there will keep you from pooching what could be a wonderful deal.
Firstly, no matter how clever or witty you think it may sound in your head, resist the temptation to make one of your first comments about the bosomy babe's obvious assets. Remarks like, "Those look awfully heavy; how about a give you a hand, or hands for that matter?" or your best Chris Farley, "Holy shnikeys! Get a load of those sweater monkeys!" are only going to get you one place, and it's not where you want to be. The Schmuck list. The truth is, just about every woman with such an obvious and appreciable asset has heard every joke man has ever dreamed up about already. You won't be establishing yourself as a wit, but rather just another drooler. This is what we call [B]A Bad Thing.[/B]
You should do your best to tuck that lustful admiration into the back of your mind and focus a lot more on getting to know the lady herself. As tough as it may sound, put her mind-boggling bazooms out of your mind. Instead try asking a lot of open ended questions about her. Books, recent movies she's seen, classics she loves, and so on. This will let her know that you're interested in learning more about her than just her cup size. Women love to know that you want to get to know them as a person, not just something as shallow as a tight, peachy ass or a ginormous pair of milk jugs.
On the first few dates, try to get to know more about her. Again, don't steer the conversation to her obvious assets, or she'll suspect ulterior motives behind your initial kindness. Also remember to be honest about yourself. To my experience, women can smell a phony like a fart in a car. If you're not a blow dried James Dean ladykiller, don't try to puff yourself up like one. And you'll look awfully silly when you have her over to your place and don't have the guitar skills of a "white Jimmy Hendrix", let alone a classic Fender Stratocaster(True Story). Be very careful of what you brag about, and how much. Everyone likes to put on a good face, just don't over do it. Once the mask slips, it's all over. Another tip is leave the drama at home. Lugging baggage along onto a date is a No-No. People go on dates to have fun, not listen to sob stories and throw pity parties. If you want her to want to spend time with you, make her smile. Better yet, make her laugh.
To where humor is concerned, take your cues from her. Pay attention to the kind of jokes she tells, and the things she finds funny. If she gets bold enough to tell a naughty joke, it's just her way of showing she can let her hair down, and proving that yes, she acknowledges her sexuality instead of trying to deny it. [I]Note: This is not a cue for you to launch into the story of the preacher and two nuns accidentally walk into a donkey show.[/I]
Now, assuming you've been on a successful date, and she has expressed a desire to see you again(You lucky mook!) you've only got one more rule to follow. [B]DON'T .... IT UP NOW.[/B] It's a lot safer to err on the side of discretion, rather than pushing for things to go further and sooner than she wants or would like. If you need clues as pitching woo without going too far, you could try watching the movie "The Tao of Steve". Don't live it line for line but take a few hints.
With any luck the advice I've given you have gotten you her attention without tripping her creep alarm. It's up to you to handle the rest. When you reach this point, just go do that thing you do. If everything goes well, you'll be the guy smiling because your voluptuous vixen is going home with you after club hours, instead of the sweaty, jaw dropped loser boy who bellows over the music, "Holy shnikeys! Get a load of those sweaty monkeys!" =)