There was this frenchman from Montreal
who went to Toronto to work but could'nt speak english...he found work on construction and 2 days down the road he was starving so he called his friend in Montreal who speaks english and told him , man i need to eat but dont speak the language so his friend said can you pronouce APPLE PIE AND COFFEE his friend said it a couple of times and said ok i'm gone ...he goes to the first restaurant and sits down and the waitress ask may i help you sir , he replies APPLE PIE AND COFFEE ok she brings him apple pie and a coffee and he devoures it and a few minutes later the waitress again comes and says , anything else sir ?? he replies APPLE PIE AND COFFEE loll 2 days later he calls his friend again and tells him , man i'm tired of apple pie and coffee, is there anything simple you can teach me, he replies oh yes can you say HAM SANDWICH AND MILK he practice a bit and says Thanks and goes back to the restaurant and sits down very anxious and the waitress comes and says, may i help you sir....HAM SANDWICH AND MILK with his mouth dripping ...the waitress replies , plain or toasted sir uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jesus ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh APPLE PIE AND COFFEE!!!!!!!

mY NUMBER IS 23 !!
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