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    Default Paddy Counts His Rabbits

    Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went and took the Irish accountancy exam.

    Examiner: If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?
    Paddy: Five.

    Examiner: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
    Paddy: Five.

    Examiner: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer and then I give you another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got? Clean Irish Jokes
    Paddy: Four.

    Examiner: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
    Paddy: Five.

    Examiner: How on earth do you work out that two lots of two rabbits is five?
    Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gormly View Post
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    someone needs to be the designated "like" counter, I need a volunteer please
    Looks like an easy job so I will step up to the plate.

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    Ok...heheheh, as per my last post....to clarify- that was a [I]joke[I] folks! Well, it is true that we had a big birthday party for my wife....and we were feelin' a little frisky..... and, even if she were to do the leg thing, I would never say something like that......at least not if I had any kind of thoughts of ever tickling the ivories ever again !!!! And actually, we're not really that old, hehehe. Oh, and she doesn't have false teeth, although ironically, I do!
    And it's Eric's fault ....he ran the contest...and he said to be rude and crude!
    Oh well, carry on, have fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by AG51 View Post
    He's too skeered to do dat cuz I threatened to come up there
    Im sure if you showed up in a monkey costume and stood outside with a sign to promote the new shop he wouldn't mind
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    By my count it looks like spacekitty is the clear winner with 5 likes. Yea spacekitty !!!!!!!!!!

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    Spacekitty wins everything and is not eligible...

    j/k!

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    Eric, thanks for thinking of your vaping friends to whom you sell vaping things. You rock, my friend!

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    "Hello ?"
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    Heya Monkee Mama!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonicdsl View Post
    Heya Monkee Mama!
    "How is you Sonics Babys ? I couldn't sleeps for awhiles and got back outta beds. What in the werld are you doing awakes now ?"
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