Janty personal portable smoke machines

[Ludo]

JANTY does not sell e-cigarettes. We do not sell quit smoking devices also wrongly referred to as electronic cigarettes. We do however sell Portable Smoke Machines, which come in different detached pieces, also referred to as JANTY KISSBOX.

Once assembled, these pieces can look like a pen (or other various shapes we are working on). This pen or other wise shaped device can be used to produce party smoke (PG). Party smoke is used at venues such as rock concerts or events, products launches, bars, disco's, fashion shows...

Our little personal smoke machines can produce various flavors of smoke such as apple, RY4, vanilla, mint and yes even tobacco, by using JANTY cartridges with our without nicotine content.

We are working on a new development for you to be able to produce even more PG smoke than in previous versions. Producing party smoke is fun, on your own or in a group! So if anyone asks "hey what's that thing, it looks like one of those e-cig things? You can answer "Nope, this a personal portable smoke machine, wanna see some really dense PG smoke?"

Thank you for your kind attention.

[Spider]

Hahahaha! I love that!

[MNZ]

I very much like referring to mine as an electronic mister or e-mister and the vapour as mist

edit: addtional, it may sound slightly better if you want to use portable personal smoke machines

[TropicalBob]

That is hilarious! You can call it the Winky-Dink if you like, but the world already calls it e-smoking e-cigarettes. Your new nomenclature won't change that. And, yes, I know E-Cig beat you to the wording the world uses.

Bet this is also an attempt to evade various legal definitions that will be used in banning these in some countries. Ruyan can argue they don't make banned "electronic cigarettes." They sell portable smoking machines. It won't work, Ruyan.

Okay, children. Have you learned your lesson now? Say it together: You can enjoy a PG portable smoke machine whose sole purpose is to provide you enjoyment in a party setting. Surely NO ONE could find that objectionable?

What a post! Reminds me of Big Tobacco's warnings, issued solely so they can tell juries "We told 'em not to smoke. They wouldn't listen and now they want to sue us!"

[Spider]

Bring on the Winky-Dink!!

[TropicalBob]

As I thought more on this, I got angry. What a fraud you turn out to be. Just imagine that grown people probably got bonuses for coming up with that crap statement. You better get ready to change a LOT. For instance, go to Untitled Document, where you'll find you have paid, and continue to pay, big bucks to have New Zealand's Dr. Murray Laugesen study "Ruyan e-cigarettes." Let's rewrite all those papers right away, so he studies "portable smoking devices" for recreational use of an addictive drug.

No kudos from this corner, Ruyan, for the end-around you're trying on the trouble befalling e-smoking.

Did Italy want this statement?

[Spider]

Ahh... TB - I didn't take it so seriously on first thought, I thought it was just a big joke. After all the devices are pretty much designed to deliver nicotine, not just to produce vapour.

But maybe you are right.

Spider

[TropicalBob]

Geez. Maybe you're right and it is a joke. I mean, we go to great lengths here to say that it isn't SMOKE people see, it's vapor. So why would any seller want to call these "portable smoke machines?" That's not accurate at all. I hope Ruyan is joking ...

[Spider]

Well it gave me a good laugh anyway, I'm pretty sure with the money they are pouring into the research, as you said they wouldn't completely change their minds about the marketing of the whole thing.

I can understand manufacturers not marketing devices as smoking cessation devices but this is different

[Klaue]

TB, calm down, this is a joke. It has to be. It would be a damn stupid move if it was real because noone googling for e-cigarettes would be able to find them