KICK BASS VAPOR Season open! Come wet a carto or atty! (ordering thread)

[yssiM]

thanks thongless ciego for the help with the condensed version.................and now onto some highlights from the Novella..........ahem, a proverbial walk down memory lane..................

I will start, I remember the time that Bonniegirl was arrested for being Drunken and disorderly...........now for every story there are two sides...........
The Law- she walked into the bait/tackle/coffee and donut shop and saw jelly ma (the law at the time) and laughed aloud at him and caused a scene which caused the disorderly arrest and was found to be pickled according to the breathalyzer
Bonniegirl- she walked minding her own business into the coffee/bait/tackle/donut shop to visit her friends Mini and Missy and saw Jelly man wearing a boy scoutin uniform and said his badge was plastic and broke out into a LOL that caused her depends (undergarments) to overflow and she was wrongly accused and thrown in the pokey whereby a he/she named Pat (who was right scary) tried to ............ahem................friend her (and I ain't talkin facebookin either)

who else has a memory from the Novella

oh, another, Ciego walked off the dock................again............and was rescued by his own inflatable plaything.............a blow up doll as we had no life rings at that time. Bob built a railing to protect Ciego but Ciego used the wood for one of his newest "inventions" and fell overboard stealing the boards.

KBV Novella Trivia question- How did the joose white rabbit get it's name?

Oopsies... posted mine before i seen this... spoiler alert..

Just a couple beautiful videos

YouTube - ‪Is beautiful - (music : Enya - Storms in Africa)‬‏


YouTube - ‪Friends are Angels (music: ENYA - Journey of the Angels )‬‏


YouTube - ‪Nature - Ending [HD]‬‏

[zbasspro]

The need for a medic arose early on and low and behold one came along. Bonniegirl with her ways needed some intervention....... of the divine sort once in a while and so came the preacherman Hy....................

[yssiM]

pass the tissues...............talks of aubs toes and Mommas in heaven and stumps by the fire and wascally wabbits and outhouses and well................I needs a finger or two of the Ms walker and then perhaps an episode of Mod Ho knows about the fine art of dripping would be in order.

Missy...............I wuv u the most of all of the mostest and am waiting on a telly call from hospital and will TTYL.......K?

The Novella LIVES!

Resurrected!

For all eternity and everafters....................for the ODD in us all!

Long live the ODDBALLS and thongs aplenty with and without bling.........................

btw, YES, Ciego, I commented on the thong and the bling and the visual is well......................HORRID...........simply horrid......but
I still luvs u

I need half the box! Bonnie, in you I have found a Mother, friend, aunt, sister (wife) LOL, confidant, My laughter, my voice. You my dear Bon are a treasure that god has given me, and all of us. But mostly mine I guess I will share, But only cause everyone needs a Bon in their life!
More!

[Ciego]

Aw, shucks. I'm gettin' all choked up here....

** Ciego dabs at the corners of his eyes with a....hey! It's one of my thongs! **

[Ciego]

On another topic. So last night, insomniac as has been my usual habit of late and with loud thunder rattling my house, I searched for video reviews of KBV joose, and found a bunch. Youse guys are gonna get yet another big order from the dank basement! Man, I gotta try Hummingbird Hooch, SnapCracklePopity Tweet, V-spurt and all these other new jooses. Dang! That Christopher character with the crying babies in the background has convinced me to try juices (like Hummingbird) that I probably otherwise wouldn't have tried. Missy, better put on your mixing gloves....Ciego is about to PM yet another order. LOL (not the juice).

** Ciego checks his wallet and considers the cost of buying yet more joose...**

Oh well, it's either joose or a visit with Mistress Trixie the Midget Dominatrix. Think I better go for the joose....

** Ciego packs up his bunny suit. Time to go to the cleaners. **

[zbasspro]

Ciego might be cheaper just to get some plane tickets and stay for a week and try them all


So it looks like this schedule works good on our end and I'll try to create a banner or have Caddy do one that scrolls on the site that we open on Friday late afternoon and take enough orders to take us into the Weds range and we open again on Tues evenings and take enough orders to complete the week. We are working on another mixing station but short of shutting down for a few weeks it seems this is the best way of going about it.

I hope this works for the customers as well and am always open to suggestion


A little more Novella history, KBV radio needed a DJ for one of the shifts and achtungbaby came along and volunteered to sign the National Anthem at Lake Fishigan events.

Does anyone remember the name of the hillbilly that wound up in bed with bonniegirl the night she ended up at the bar playing pool?

[Ebbnflow]

Fish on!
Just wanted to give a big thanks to Bob & Misty for making some incredible joose!
Just received my 2nd order today - 30ml 24mg 60/40 OMG, 15ML 24mg 60/40 Hummingbird Nectar and 15ml 24mg 60/40 Smores, I also received a "Bait A" sample of your V-spot vanilla.

Sorry I never posted a response to my first order of OMG and ... with a Bait A sample of Morning Dew.

I love every one of the juices I've tried from you guys except for the Morning Dew(My wife loved this stuff though)

Thanks again for awesome services and amazing liquids I'll be back fishing for more soon(because I can't stop vaping your stuff)

[Dalton63841]

**Frustrated from still not receiving my new drip tip out of Hazelwood yet, I decided to stalk the mail lady today. Ducked behind the bushes, I contemplate whether or not the spider walking on my shoulder is poisonous. Crap, did she see me? No, good. Wait a second, is she about to pass up my mailbox? Run, shoulder tackle, the mail lady must be agile, cuz just before she hits the ground, she tosses a package right into the mailbox... Hey, is she wearing a thong?

Anywho...looks like I got my drip tip today, but can I use it in federal prison???***

[zbasspro]

Fish on!
Just wanted to give a big thanks to Bob & Misty for making some incredible joose!
Just received my 2nd order today - 30ml 24mg 60/40 OMG, 15ML 24mg 60/40 Hummingbird Nectar and 15ml 24mg 60/40 Smores, I also received a "Bait A" sample of your V-spot vanilla.

Sorry I never posted a response to my first order of OMG and ... with a Bait A sample of Morning Dew.

I love every one of the juices I've tried from you guys except for the Morning Dew(My wife loved this stuff though)

Thanks again for awesome services and amazing liquids I'll be back fishing for more soon(because I can't stop vaping your stuff)

Thanks for the orders and the feedback The Morning Dew came back kinda mixed but many love it and I'll list it for Friday. Keep ordering you may want higher test line and a bigger net, we wouldn't want to have to talk about "the one that got away" thanks again

**Frustrated from still not receiving my new drip tip out of Hazelwood yet, I decided to stalk the mail lady today. Ducked behind the bushes, I contemplate whether or not the spider walking on my shoulder is poisonous. Crap, did she see me? No, good. Wait a second, is she about to pass up my mailbox? Run, shoulder tackle, the mail lady must be agile, cuz just before she hits the ground, she tosses a package right into the mailbox... Hey, is she wearing a thong?

Anywho...looks like I got my drip tip today, but can I use it in federal prison???***

No worries I'll send SmokingBullet and a few others out for a jailbreak Heck last time SB made it over the creek before Troll Bridge was open so I'm sure federal prison wouldn't pose much of a challenge after that. LOL

But seriously, they're still having delays coming this way? Man I guess I need to check some tracking I generally don't but need to know on some flavoring shipments for Friday

[Dalton63841]

But seriously, they're still having delays coming this way? Man I guess I need to check some tracking I generally don't but need to know on some flavoring shipments for Friday

Well this is the same delivery I have been waiting on this whole time. The tracking showed it scan through Hazelwood 3 times in a row, before it got to me this morning. I have another package that hit Hazelwood yesterday afternoon, due to me tomorrow, so we'll see if it is delayed.