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[moorea]

Submitted By: Slot-Tech

The Bucket List

1. Find a mate that is endowed like a(n) Camel.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a(n) Frisbee.

3. Party in the Out House for free.

4. Ride a Golf Cart in the Dog House.

5. Kiss Hillary Clinton.

6. Run with the Hyena\'s

7. Achieve financial abundance by E-mailing (so it seems slot-tech wants to be a spammer before he dies)

8. Train a(n) Giraffe to Skip

9. Go Skunk hunting.

10. Ride a mechanical Peacock.

11. Ride my Taxi as fast as I can on the Autobahn.

12. Take time to smell the Babies.

[Reddhott]

yes i ran off to the sitei am soooo excited!

hubby says im babble n
again ty sooooo much!!!!!! this is sooo wonderful!

[BluSwatch]

What did ya pick? We want to see pictures, or it didn't happen ......

[Reddhott]

hahahhahaa!!!!!!!

[Reddhott]

this has been sooo much fun!!!! oooohhhh happy day!

[moorea]

Here is reddhoot's other funny submission it was 6th place:

Submitted By: reddhott54

The Bucket List

1. Find a mate that is endowed like a turtle.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a bowl.

3. Party in the church for free. (I think someone needs to show reddhott how to really party)

4. Ride a streetcar in a restaurant.

5. Kiss moses. (starting to see a pattern here)

6. Run with the ducks (who wouldn't want too)

7. Achieve financial abundance by fishing

8. Train a sheep to sleep (ok this one wasn't funny to start, but when my husband asked, will they be counting themselves I just lost it!)

9. Go ox hunting.

10. Ride a mechanical panda.

11. Ride my rickshaw as fast as I can on the Autobahn. (Of all the submissions rickshaw was one of the most original, not sure why mos of you want to ride a bus or a taxi on the Autobahn, but to each their own, someone else submitted horse and buggy which was also original, but broomstick was the best)

12. Take time to smell the men.
(need we say more!)

[matador]

Im going out to buy some lotto tickets now!! Im on a roll. Maybe if I make the guys at the gas station laugh they'll give me a winner

And If I win.. Gold Plated Provari's for everyone

[moorea]

And finally, although it was disqualified for being late, this one also made us laugh!

Submitted By: RippleInStillWater

The Bucket List

1. Find a mate that is endowed like a(n) Walrus.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a(n) Dredle. (I am fairly certain ripple meant dreidel if so, it is a very interesting way to knock off justin)

3. Party in the orchestra pit for free.

4. Ride a Littewr carried by syncophants (in/on/the/a) unisex bathroom. (not sure what a Littewr carried by syncophants means, but the fact that ripple wants to ride it in a unisex bathroom is pretty funny)

5. Kiss Newt Gingrich. (interesting)

6. Run with the naked mole rats

7. Achieve financial abundance by stalking (I think we all now have learned something new about ripple)

8. Train a(n) hippopotamus to strategery

9. Go albatross hunting.

10. Ride a mechanical flounder.

11. Ride my Luxury yachy (But spelle throat-wobbler mangrove!!! lol) as fast as I can on the Autobahn.

12. Take time to smell the Nutdrivers.

[BluSwatch]

Me first - me first! Gold plated for me!!!

[moorea]

OK guys, I really need to pull my hard drive. I have emailed out all the other mad libs, feel free to post yours here if you would like and share them with everyone else!

There were several funny ones aside from the winners and again I must say you are a very strange group. Personally before I die I would like to take time to smell the roses, run with the bulls, Drive my Audi R8 as fast as I can on the Autobahn, Ride a mechanical bull, Ride a gondala in venice... But to each their own!

I see no reason to NOT start our next contest this evening while we wait for the Sneaky Petes to get here, so I post a link to it and the rules when my computer is back up and running this evening!