Albert Einstein id give him a pipe mod and a good tobacco vape and see if it would change his way of thinking
Albert Einstein id give him a pipe mod and a good tobacco vape and see if it would change his way of thinking
"Laughter is never too far away from tears"
I'd give one to Clint Eastwood's movie personas (in real life he doesn't smoke :]) because a BAMF like him vaping instead of smoking would set a nice precedent.
"Free speech does not mean unopposed speech." - Daniel Crimmins
I'd give David Spade from the OLD Saturday Night Live skits an ego with a zipperd case, a good clove or tobacco vape and watch him say "you can put your JUICE in there!"
Yeah, those are OLD episodes of SNL![]()
Last edited by MrsDash; 03-14-2012 at 04:25 PM. Reason: Re-read rules for products you carry ;)
Quit 3/19/2011 Last TC 2/27/12
Leave my vape stuff alone or worry about flying lead
Vermillion River is a titillating tongue euphoria
I would give an E-Pipe to sherlock holmes with some Vanilla tobacco. He would brilliantly deduce that I am the best sidekick for his adventures and kick watson to the curb!
M0D #6 Blend, Mom and Pop's Caramel, SS LE LavaTube, Q2V3 Copper!, Indulgence V3,
MV Gripper,ST 510's+PCC,S.I. VOLT (808)+PCC,Carto e-Pipe,eGo,VV eGo,kGo, WiiGo,
BoxM0D,Auto-Box Mod,Rough Stack Maxi, DoD's,LavaTube Black/Silver, LT minis SS/black/red
I would go back in time and give Tom Cruise an eGo Kit so he wouldn't of jumped around on Oprah's couch and made an ass of himself.
Keep them coming ive seen a couple good ones that have cought my eye.
Lucille Ball (did ads for Philip Morris)
eGo Complete Kit (user friendly and satisfying)
eGo Case (good to go)
6 pack liquids: myBoro, DK-TAB, myKamel, RY4, Irish Creme, & Grape
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I would give John Wayne(The Duke) an xpower and a load of myborro! Show him that this is the way to enjoy an evening on the ranch! Maybe he might live a little longer. (As a side note, I got to meet him when I was 13yrs old. Him and Dale Robertson were in my home town Dove hunting! He was a very nice and gracious man and had time to talk to anyone that approached him!)
I'd give the following people the following items:
Jim Hendrix - XPower with Wild Berry
George Harrison - Ego with Vanilla Latte
Roy Orbison - 510-T with Bubble Gum
Jerry Garcia - Ego-T with Cherry Tobacco
Lyrics written by Andy Kaufman (who'd get an XPower with Rad Bull) & Warren Zevon (who'd get an Ego-T with Coconut Twist)
Then, as thanks for saving their lives (they all died due to smoking "complications" of one form or another)
I'd have them form a bad to ROCK THE WORLD!!!
If I could give more stuff away, and staying with the musical theme:
Sammy Davis Jr. (Ego with Vanilla)
Frank Sinatra (Ego with Juicy Peach)
Dean Martin (Ego with Watermelon)
Nat King Cole (Ego with Cheesecake)
Horns by Louis Armstrong, Count Basie & Duke Ellington (each with a 510-T and Green or Black Tea to keep their throats soothed)
Rapping duties handled by Wolfman Jack (510-T with Cubana)
Management by Morton Downey Jr. (RN4072 with Banana)
Then, turning them loose on the world it'd be TOTAL DOMINATION OF THE WORLD'S AIRWAVES!!!
Bye bye Beiber! Hello MUSIC!!!
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