you have heard of people having guts or balls. But do you know the difference between them?
GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next".
I hope this clears up any confusion on this matter. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.