Nashville Vapors "LOL" Contest #3!!! Win a Vari Volt (lavatube) Come on in! You cant lose!!!

**davyjoe** · 06-10-2012, 06:33 PM

Alright Vapers... It's that time again.
(I know, you just couldn't stand the wait.)
It's Time for CONTEST NUMBER THREE!!!
The rules will be VERY VERY simple this time. No knowledge of products will help you, no rhyming ability needed... What you need to do, is make me laugh. That is it. You can post a story, a joke, a picture, a video... whatever you want. It just needs to be funny. Now just like e-liquids... what is considered "good" humor is subjective. So I will leave it up to you. I was trying to think of something clever for this contest, but then I decided... nah, I will let YOU be clever. Or stupid... Raw, or Sophisticated. It doesn't matter. Basically whatever post makes me laugh the hardest, will win. Period. You will have about 5 weeks to do that. You can post as much or as little as you like. They say laughter is the best medicine. I am ready for a good dose. This contest will run until the middle of July. Oh yeah... the prize will be a Vari Volt Tube Mod (aka Lavatube).

Make me laugh... win one of these.

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You always thought you could be the next Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, or Bill Hicks? This is your chance to be rewarded for it. Come on Vapers!!! Lets Go!!!

**Kittykrazee** · 06-10-2012, 06:40 PM

Too cool...you know what they say about laughter DavyJoe??? Without "laughter" there wouldn't be any "slaughter".

**Reddhott** · 06-10-2012, 06:50 PM

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She also enjoys writing to relatives. Dear Family, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God! Go!Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!Will write again soon,Love, Granny Mabel

**TravTech** · 06-10-2012, 07:15 PM

**blueeyeddevil** · 06-10-2012, 08:03 PM

shortest joke ever,

two women where setting quitely...

**blueeyeddevil** · 06-10-2012, 08:04 PM

how do you fit an elephant into a safe way bag?

take the s out of safe and the f out of way.

**davyjoe** · 06-10-2012, 08:26 PM

Alright... and we are off!!!

**davyjoe** · 06-10-2012, 08:56 PM

Okay Vapers... To mark the start of our new contest, gonna have a quick little Sunday afternoon sale. Use promo code "nashvapr5off" for 5% off, or "ECFship@25" for free shipping on orders over $25, If you haven't checked us out, come see our already marked down items! Our prices are already pretty cheap. Come take a look!