Got an extra smoke? Well let me see.. I smoked 5....their were 20 in the pack.....their are 15 left....... Nope no extra ones. Bye.
A guy at the local bar used to buy a smoke from me for a quarter... when I used to smoke. Maybe next time I go there I should take some of those rubber vape condoms and sell hits off my Provari? Just an idea!!
very interesting story, E-cig help us cut some social life cost indirectly. Say no to those unpopular dudes.
Originally Posted by mikecurse
actually, it does save more bucks for vapers.
why not realize the idea? then you would be the biggest rubber vape condoms manufacturer or supplier. ......kidding can become a big fortune!
Originally Posted by dapigg
I had this happen to me recently, sitting outside playing on my phone while the wife was getting her hair cut, dude walks up and asks for a smoke. I told him I don't smoke and he gave me an efu stare so I picked my Panzer up and blew a cloud in his face. Gotta love people, right?
Makes me think of one time with my friend when I used to smoke. We are on a patio enjoying a beer, talking. When this bum comes up to us and asks us if we have a cigarette to spare. I say "no" but obviously my (too) nice friend gives him one, and it was disappointing that he didn't say "Thanks". What he did say though, is "do you also have spare change"...sadly for him we didn't, I mean honestly hehe. So he asked if he could take a gulp of our beer Hahaha
I kid you not, it's a true story. And I'd love to say that he said that as a joke, but he was dead serious!
I had a guy in my apartment building who would snipe me for cigarettes. As soon as he would hear my foot steps, he would hurry up and come out before I finished my cigarette and go back in. Anyhow, this had been going on for a few months, and I was getting slightly annoyed. And, like all bums, he'd always ask if I had an "extra" cigarette. Actually, I didn't, there's no such thing as an "extra" cigarette, they are all too expensive and just because I have multiple on me does not mean I like to keep extras, I actually intend to smoke them. Needless to say, I started coming out with only 1 smoke, the one I intended to smoke for myself.
Then he came out, asked for an extra cig, and I said sorry, I don't have any, just this one. He then proceeded to ask me for a drag off of mine, to which I promptly said "no". We then had a falling out, with him calling me all kinds of names, then telling me "I can't figure you out, I can never know your attitude towards me, etc etc"... you know, the kind of stuff one would say to make you feel bad and manipulate you. For a frickin' cigarette!!!!. I was relieved when he finally moved out - he had actually been kicked out of his previous place and was freeloading on his daughter... and relying on the goodness of others for the furthering of his bad habits
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Well I'm glad for one reason anyway that zombies are hard to kill! The post I've quoted below that I wanted to make reply post to is from that time! I'm glad I saw this post, so I don't feel bad now!!
Originally Posted by WileECoyote
I've been vapin' for three months now (today is day 90), and I haven't bought a pack of nails (and only smoked half a one about 2 months ago) in those three months! That would've cost me at least close to 300 bucks, and I've only spent 85 bucks or so in that time!
Originally Posted by bishybob
Peace. Keep on vapin'
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