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SailorJack · 07-05-2009, 02:18 AM

Question: Why did the rooster cross the road?

Answer: To prove he wasn't a chicken!!!

SailorJack · 07-05-2009, 02:19 AM

Question: Why did the turtle cross the road?

Answer: To get to the shell station.

SailorJack · 07-05-2009, 02:21 AM

Question: Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Answer: To get to the other tide!

SailorJack · 07-05-2009, 02:30 AM

Okay so there's these two fish sitting in a tank. One turns to the other and says "I hope you know how to drive this thing"!

SailorJack · 07-05-2009, 02:32 AM

A priest, a reverend and a rabbi walk into a bar. "What's this ?"asks the barman, " A joke !".

SailorJack · 07-05-2009, 02:36 AM

Three guys are arguing at a party about who has the best memory.
The first guy says, "I can remember my mother putting on my diaper."
The second guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember being born."
The third guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember going to a party with my father and coming home with my mother."

SailorJack · 07-05-2009, 02:37 AM

A duck sees a chicken on the side of the road

The duck says. "Don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it."

SailorJack · 07-05-2009, 02:41 AM

Blonde standing at the side of the river shouts across to other blonde. 'How do I get to the other side?' Second blonde shouts back. 'You're ON the other side!'

SailorJack · 07-05-2009, 02:43 AM

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!!!

SailorJack · 07-05-2009, 02:45 AM

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff!!!!

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07-05-2009, 02:18 AM	#71
SailorJack Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA Posts: 22	Question: Why did the rooster cross the road? Answer: To prove he wasn't a chicken!!!

07-05-2009, 02:19 AM	#72
SailorJack Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA Posts: 22	Question: Why did the turtle cross the road? Answer: To get to the shell station.

07-05-2009, 02:21 AM	#73
SailorJack Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA Posts: 22	Question: Why did the fish cross the ocean? Answer: To get to the other tide!

07-05-2009, 02:30 AM	#74
SailorJack Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA Posts: 22	Okay so there's these two fish sitting in a tank. One turns to the other and says "I hope you know how to drive this thing"!

07-05-2009, 02:32 AM	#75
SailorJack Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA Posts: 22	A priest, a reverend and a rabbi walk into a bar. "What's this ?"asks the barman, " A joke !".

07-05-2009, 02:36 AM	#76
SailorJack Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA Posts: 22	Three guys are arguing at a party about who has the best memory. The first guy says, "I can remember my mother putting on my diaper." The second guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember being born." The third guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember going to a party with my father and coming home with my mother."

07-05-2009, 02:37 AM	#77
SailorJack Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA Posts: 22	A duck sees a chicken on the side of the road The duck says. "Don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it."

07-05-2009, 02:41 AM	#78
SailorJack Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA Posts: 22	Blonde standing at the side of the river shouts across to other blonde. 'How do I get to the other side?' Second blonde shouts back. 'You're ON the other side!'

07-05-2009, 02:43 AM	#79
SailorJack Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA Posts: 22	What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!!!

07-05-2009, 02:45 AM	#80
SailorJack Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA Posts: 22	What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!!!!