How can I persuede him?

[dnakr]

Most of the people I deal with keep asking to borrow my pen and then I have to explain it is NOT a pen...

[bishybob]

I don't know what type of person he his...
You could try buying two e-cigs. You start smoking a zero nic cartridge, and give him a high nic cartridge.
Tell him if he doesn't do this with you, you'll start smoking real cigs.

He might just need someone to look dumb with him.

Just kidding I don't think that would actually work...

[bishybob]

Most of the people I deal with keep asking to borrow my pen and then I have to explain it is NOT a pen...

Next time for fun say sure you can borrow my pen.
Then when they pull off the mouthpiece and drip e-liquid all over their paper...
That'll fix those pen borrowers! They're worse than those damn cigarette bummers.

[leaford]

If all else fails, it's been my experience that the average man will do just about anything you want if you promise a regular frequent supply of BJs. It's how my ex got me to mow the lawn.

[TheEmperorOfIceCream]

you mean cutting the grass, right?

[Spider]

I think he must do... I can't imagine what else he could be referring to!

[leaford]

I think he must do... I can't imagine what else he could be referring to!

I can.

[Mr.Darcy]

bet you could have played snooker on your lawn at that time leaford...

[Spider]

LOL!

And of course you can Leaford, you are the one who said it!

[syntaxevasion]

haha i actually eNjoy the look on people glancing at the penstyle in my mouth, having the "it looks like a cigarette, but dun tink its a cigarette, but if its not a cigarette, wat the hell izzit" look on their faces

nice, I've been thinking of a way to describe people's reaction. That's definitely it.

Good way to convince might include alcohol?