Oh man, don't even get me started on the time my ex was in hospital, and the guy in the next bed kept having his colostomy bag burst...
Nothing has ever ever come close in vileness before or since.
Originally Posted by mixxy
Mixxy, just between you and I, I've got two boys (2.5 and 7) that between them harbor a funk that really tickles the part of my brain responsible for self-preservation when I get too close!
Thank you SpaceCadet! I now somehow feel safe haninging out with my kids again! lol
Originally Posted by SpaceCadet
Har! I was at my peak of smoking then too, so my senses were all clogged up. Good job there were no e-cigs around back then!
Well, Cage, Expipe, Triabl, and especially you Gep (for my new fear of Shar pai flatulence).Thanks a bunch guys!! Now thanks to your input, I'm not sure how I feel about exposing my nose to the outside world at all!! LOL I do however have one safe place. Our new house! Nothing has really been moved in yet, and it just smells of fresh paint and shampooed carpet. Nothing over there yet that I can't deal with with a quick spritz of my new friend Febreze! So the question is, how do I tell the wife and two boys to, well... STAY THE HELL OUT?
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