I hate electronic cigarettes!!!

[debook]

hmmm...where do I start?

Thank you e-cigs for my lungs clearing and me coughing up cats and dogs every morning and each time I work out (I can actually work out now - P90X here I come!) My lungs may be healing but WTF?

And thank you e-cigs for me not having to constantly scrub the stains off my fingers and wash my clothes twice so my boss and co-workers can't tell that I smoke cigarettes (I work a real time utility job where smoking is a BIG no-no) by the smell that permeates my every cell and fiber of my clothing.

But really, thank you e-cigs for me and the wife not spending about $300 a month on tobacco products to maintain an addiction we would pay 10X that amount to be rid of. We might actually have to take our daughter on vacation this year because we can afford it and be around to see her graduate, get married, have kids etc. What kind of crap is that?

Great thread...not so good at advice, sarcasm is my specialty so I'm on board. :-)

[Belhade]

I hate my PV because now I can smell my son's diapers. NOT COOL!

[shiver]

HAHA! Clever post! Very well done!

[Vlynn]

This thread had me laughing out loud at 4am this morning ;oP
Anybodyever roll their own?? Now those things are dangerous!!! Ever had the cherry flip off and land in your cleavage?...yeah...nice little scar to remind me of that one....

[Guineahill]

On the subject of cleavage... I miss tucking a cigarette in my bra and having to fish out bits of tobacco later!

(That shows my fine breeding doesn't it?!?!?! LOL)

[shortwing]

Now I don't have to ruin what's left of my hearing in my left ear from driving around with the window always cracked....
This thread is great. I can relate to every story (well, almost every story).
Talked to one of my co-workers today and saw he had an e-cig apart in front of him on his desk. It was a mall cig, and he said he'd had a lot of problems with it. I pulled out my Janty eGo and showed it to him. His first question was "how much vapor do you get?" I pulled a 3-4 second hit, and when I blew it out, he was amazed. I gave him this forum address and told him there's more info here than he could imagine.

[tribalmasters]

Anyone ever has a whistling cigarette? One of those that just makes an annoying noise because it got a small hole in it? I remember my sister putting much sticky tape to her cigarettes!

[Mr. Mom]

My wife asked me if i was smoking crac* because i have so much energy. Oh, and she's been kissing a lot more lately. The kids love the blue led and wonder why I don't stink anymore. E-cigs have made my life a living hell.

[beecee]

Yeah, darn you electronic cigarettes for opening a whole new world of people that are available to me. Who said I wanted to meet interesting non-smokers now that I don't smoke anymore...sheesh.

[cmdryker]

hmmm...where do I start?

Thank you e-cigs for my lungs clearing and me coughing up cats and dogs every morning and each time I work out (I can actually work out now - P90X here I come!) My lungs may be healing but WTF?

And thank you e-cigs for me not having to constantly scrub the stains off my fingers and wash my clothes twice so my boss and co-workers can't tell that I smoke cigarettes (I work a real time utility job where smoking is a BIG no-no) by the smell that permeates my every cell and fiber of my clothing.

But really, thank you e-cigs for me and the wife not spending about $300 a month on tobacco products to maintain an addiction we would pay 10X that amount to be rid of. We might actually have to take our daughter on vacation this year because we can afford it and be around to see her graduate, get married, have kids etc. What kind of crap is that?

Great thread...not so good at advice, sarcasm is my specialty so I'm on board. :-)

Those should be emailed to jimmy fallon, He can say them TV when he rights out his nightly thank you notes.