I hate electronic cigarettes!!!

[techtony]

You know, you're right. My girlfriend especially misses not cleaning out all of the ashtrays I kept around the house. Just yesterday, she came to me and said, "Sam, I wish you would go back to smoking. I really miss cleaning that layer of filth on your desk."

my wife said that very same thing the other night

well minus the sam thing. lol

[PaulaLynn]

I guess my obvious question is....

Why was your girlfriend/wife cleaning the filthy scum off your desk etc, why weren't YOU doing IT?????



sorry, having slug ass feet up on desk drinking beer hubby issues at the moment....

[techtony]

I did clean it, just wasn't as often enough for her.

[the86d]

WhereTF will it end!?!?!?!

Can I get more money, oh wait... NO, I just reinvest in supplies and save even more!!!

I have actually gained weight, yet I am healthier.

[JSullivan]

Funniest Damn Thread I've read in a long time. Thanks for the laugh. BTW, I agree with the realizing how horrible you smelled and to think I usually added cologne to the mix in an effort to cover it up. Bet that was real bad.

[whiskey]

I don't understand why people think posting stuff like this is funny or witty. So overdone.

I Rather Thought It Was Clever...Unless You Didn't Understand His Point To Be Complimentary????????????

[NoMo]

great post thanks

YA thanks E-cig for not making any carbon monoxide
I need it for global warming its cold here in new york

[Katmar]

...and remember the time you burned a hole in the seat of your shiny new sports car? Almost crashing trying to get the hot ash from between your legs while going 80 mph down the freeway?

That, then tossing the butt out the window and causing a brush fire along the interstate. I never caused one, but I saw a few!!
Oh, yea, leaving over trying to get the car cig lighter to work, too, while swerving all over the place.
Dam, those Ecigs....

[beecee]

That, then tossing the butt out the window and causing a brush fire along the interstate. I never caused one, but I saw a few!!
Oh, yea, leaving over trying to get the car cig lighter to work, too, while swerving all over the place.
Dam, those Ecigs....

Or when you drop your cigarette in your lap, burn yourself and your seat, swerve all over the road, finally grab it and then.....stick the lit part right between your lips.

Oh I hate it that it will never burn my lips again....booo.

[Katmar]

Or when you drop your cigarette in your lap, burn yourself and your seat, swerve all over the road, finally grab it and then.....stick the lit part right between your lips.

Oh I hate it that it will never burn my lips again....booo.

I really miss lighting the wrong end. YUMMY