E-Cigarettes and E-Smoking Ruined My Life. [SATIRE]

[JeremyJames]

so what are you doing in your avatar? is that you?

[sdaniels]

so what are you doing in your avatar? is that you?

No, No, that's Jack Black in Nacho Libre (2006)

[Di]

What a fabulously funny,
very clever,
and very true post,

you should have that published in a big national paper.
keep the original title .....

and in the anti e-cig peoples magazine.

I agree with every word, and I also have all those problems too.

clever boy, very nice read.

Di .......

[snap6cat]

I am gratefull we have this outlet to share our pain.

Here are some furthur woes from e-smoking.

I have more energy and breathe much better, people around me now expect me to acctually DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE! What a bother.

Now that I am smokefree more women kiss me, this could spread germs and disease, causing me once again guilt and shame and misery.

Guys, I feel your pain with the burns, I feel your pain!

Why weren't we warned of these tragic consequences, who is to blame for ruining our lives?

David

[QueenInNC]

That's great!!! Very funny, but true!!

[snap6cat]

Why do I feel you are not taking this seriously, we need pity, and help.

David

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

No, No, that's Jack Black in Nacho Libre (2006)

I loved jack Black's stretchy pants line!

Love the story, too - that was fantastic - just when I needed a laugh, too.... Don't forget that lovely feeling each morning of pulling yourself upright and trying to hock up a lung to remove the tars you inhaled the day before.... Ah, I sure miss that!

[nitewriter]

Great posts here!

I have to add that my driving skills have drastically decreased since I'm not having to put a mini fire out in the carpet or between my legs while going 70 miles per hour.

[KoS]

[Kristy_424]

Hmm

The pretty 'fog' always floating through my house. It was kind of like cloud gazing, you know? Blow a little in the air to stir it up a little bit-wow. Sure was pretty.

I miss blowing my nose twenty times every morning and my mad dashes to the corner gas station when I realized my lighter had given up the ghost. Gotta figure out a new form of exercise now.

Speaking of which...

Do you remember the days when it only took maybe 20 seconds to get that breathless, burning feeling in your lungs? Now I have to walk a lot farther for the same effect. And flights of stairs? That lightheaded feeling about a third of the way up, caused by heavy breathing, gone! Dang.

I actually lost all of that 2 1/2 years ago when I stopped smoking and got addicted to nicotine gum. I'd wondered if all that old stuff would come back with e-cigs, but nope.

Guess they're gone for good...