E Liquid names
With the ANTZ claiming flavors are marketed toward kids. It got me thinking ( be afraid be very afraid ).
Seeing that the name on the bottle does not have to match the flavor in it.
I know this already happens. But be that as it may.
Why not come up with names no kid would touch in a million years.
Let me start with.
Dads sweat socks
Third period gym or math class
Any green leafy vegetable that's suppose to be good for you
What others can you come up with?
Totally Taking Out the Trash
Super chocolate candy bar
Spongebob square juice
Super happy juice
It's awfully hard to top Totally Taking out the Trash, but, in a pinch, they could also try:
Lunch Box ~ "A zesty blend of baloney, Miracle Whip and chalk."
Barney's Bounty ~ "The healthy dinosaur's favorite breakfast: low-fat bran flakes and 1% milk!"
Reform School House Blend ~ "A delightful melange of pink slime, instant potatoes, generic margarine and canned peas."
Tofu Explosion (Not) ~ "Absolutely no flavor whatsoever!"
Double Detention ~ "Dry toast and stale tap water. 'Nuff said."
And not to be left out
Lunch Lady Surprise formerly know last week as Mystery Meat
Get up the first time I call your name
Mow the lawn
My Sisters Vomit