Just yesterday, I was walking between classes, minding my own business, puffing away in my MVP.
Then this amazing creation came up to me, and says:
Is that an MVP. I love a young lady who vapes on an MVP. I use a ProVari, but I'm an MVP at home, if you know what I mean.
Then to my horror, I remembered it was Halloween, and made him remove his mask.
Stupid college classmates love to ruin my dreams.