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    Default I hate electronic cigarettes!!!

    You know,

    I've been holding my tongue on this, but you know, I think it's time to speak out. I hate electronic cigarettes. It's totally turned my life upside down, and I don't think I'll ever be the same.

    First off, thanks to a very liberal vaping policy where I work, my boss lets me vape all day at my desk. Thanks Bob. Now I don't need to take smoke breaks anymore and I'm making more money because I'm an hourly employee. To make matters worse, I'm not spending over $350 dollars a month on tobacco, and I can actually take my girlfriend out to dinner once in awhile.

    I have asthsma, and you know something? I don't need to use my inhaler three times a day or more. What am I supposed to do with my hands? Tell me that. Since I started vaping last month, I have only had to use my inhaler three or four times.

    From about the third day in, I've been having weird side affects. You know, like waking up in the morning and not coughing up a lung, getting my sense of smell back, and I have more energy than I know what to do with. I'm running around all day like a hyped up chipmonk, and I have electronic cigarettes to thank for that. Yeah, thanks electronic cigarettes.

    Another problem is the variety of flavors and how good they taste in my brand new silver bullet. I want to try them all, but don't even make enough now to order every flavor from every manufacturer. I need to get a raise, and I never would have even noticed that if not for electronic cigarettes. I can't even imagine going back to my firesticks!

    I'm even losing weight. So far, I'm down about ten lbs. Now not only do I need to buy new pants, but I can afford to do it. That sucks!

    So I guess I'm writing this for anyone who's thinking about getting started with electronic cigarettes. If you hate the idea of making more money, being able to smoke anywhere, not spending $350 a month on smoking so you can take your girlfriend out to dinner, having clearer lungs, more energy, not coughing up a lung every morning, enjoying a variety of delicious flavors so you can't even consider going back to your firesticks, oh, and losing some weight... DON'T TRY ELECTRONIC CIGARETTES.

    Take it from someone who knows!
    Last edited by M & M; 02-05-2010 at 11:08 AM.

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    That sucks, man. Hang in there and it may get better.

    Cheers

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    Another proud member... WELCOME!!


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    Ha! What a great post!

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    Whoa Whoa Whoa, calm down man! Don't worry, the FDA's got your back and things will be set right again...

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    Bet you also hate not having to clean up ash trays either. Yes the e-cig, is very easy to hate.

    I hate not having to look for my lighter anymore---ohh wait, I do not own a lighter anymore.


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    Really that is a good post. Finally somebody has something real to be upset about.

    To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

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    I don't understand why people think posting stuff like this is funny or witty. So overdone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xKrazYx View Post
    I don't understand why people think posting stuff like this is funny or witty. So overdone.
    Jaded ecig forum user? Ahh take it easy..

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    I can't believe you didn't mention hating not smelling like the next best thing above dog crap in our society, and how people love that fact and think how cool you are for not walking around in a stink cloud.

    The worst part is people like hanging around me even more, especially the hot looking women. I really miss feeling like an outcast, and miss my other loser friends I could bond with outside while we burned or firesticks together, and the other people would stay as far away as they could. Geez I miss those days!

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