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    Now thats how you take lemon news and turn it into HOLY MOTHER OF GOD i gotta have that . Thats right folks, thats more then 14 dollars cheaper then the rest and we are selling this Newest tank on the market for cheaper then anyone on the planet, 9.95 plus your newsletter code, these things are going for 25 bucks elsewhere, your getting it for practically nothing at gotvapes.com . Go get them, Pick up a few, GOTVAPES.com Rocks the vaping scene once again.

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    My solutions to the movie quiz, which may not agree with yours, are as follows:

    Logan's Run/Run Silent, Run Deep/Deep Throat
    The Man Who Would Be King/King of Hearts/Hearts & Minds
    Gone With the Wind/The Wind and the Lion/The Lion inWinter
    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/The Ugly American/American Graffiti
    The High and the Mighty/Mighty Joe Young/Young Frankenstein
    Who Was That Lady/Lady in the Dark/Dark Victory
    Dinner at Eight/8 1/2/Half a Sixpence
    A Star is Born/Born Yesterday/Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow
    The Asphalt Jungle/Jungle Jim/Jim Thorpe, All American
    The World's Greatest Lover/Lover Come Back/Back Street
    The Longest Day/Day or Night/Light of the Living Dead
    Sons and Lovers/Lovers and Other Strangers/Strangers on a Train
    Uptown Saturday Night/Night Into Morning/Morning Glory
    Georgy Girl/Girl Crazy/Crazy Joe
    The Bride Wore Black/Black Sunday/Sunday Bloody Sunday
    Mr. and Mrs. North/North by Northwest/Northwest Passage
    The L- Shaped Room/Room at the Top/Top Hat
    The Cranes Are Flying/Flying Down to Rio/Rio Bravo
    The King & I/I am a Curious (Yellow)/Yellow Submarine
    They Died With Their Boots On/On the Beach/Beach Blanket Bingo
    Love Me Tender/Tender is the Night/Night Porter
    3 Women/Women in Love/Love is a Many Splendored Thing
    Dr. No/No Way to Treat a Lady/Lady Sings the Blues
    Call of the Wild/The Wild One/One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
    The Loved One/One, Two, Three/Three Coins in the Fountain
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    Quote Originally Posted by badkolo View Post
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    Now thats how you take lemon news and turn it into HOLY MOTHER OF GOD i gotta have that . Thats right folks, thats more then 14 dollars cheaper then the rest and we are selling this Newest tank on the market for cheaper then anyone on the planet, 9.95 plus your newsletter code, these things are going for 25 bucks elsewhere, your getting it for practically nothing at gotvapes.com . Go get them, Pick up a few, GOTVAPES.com Rocks the vaping scene once again.

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    Thanks Bad hope they last till the bank opens!!!
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    A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink and says, "Gimme another one." The bartender pours the drink, but says, "Now, before I give you this, why don't you let off a little steam and tell me why you're so upset?"

    So, the man begins his tale. "Well, I was sitting in the bar next door, when this gorgeous blonde slinks in and actually sits beside me at the bar. I thought, "Wow, this has never happened before." You know, it was kind of a fantasy come true. Well, a couple of minutes later I feel this hand moving around in my lap and the blonde leans over, licks my ear, and asks if I'm interested. I couldn't believe this was happening. I managed to nod my head yes, so she grabs my hand and starts walking out of the bar. So, of course, I went with her. This was just too good to be true."

    He continued, "She took me down the street here to a nice hotel and up to her room. As soon as she shut the door, she slips out of her dress. That was all she was wearing! I tell you, it didn't take me much longer to get out of my clothes. But, as soon as I jumped into the bed, I hear some keys jingling and someone starts fumbling with the door."

    "The blonde says, 'Oh my god, it's my boyfriend. He must have lost his wrestling match tonight, he's gonna be real mad. Quick, hide!'"

    "So, I opened the closet, but I figured that was probably the first place he would look, so I didn't hide there. Then I looked under the bed, but no, I figured he's bound to look there, too. By now, I could hear the key in the lock. I noticed the window was open, so I climbed out and was hanging there by my fingers, praying that the guy wouldn't see me."

    The bartender says "Well I can see how you might be a bit frustrated at this point."

    "Well, yeah, but I hear the guy finally get the door open and he yells out, 'Who you been sleeping with now, witch?' The girl says, 'Nobody, honey, now come to bed and calm down.'"

    Well, the guy starts tearing up the room. I hear him tear the door off the closet and throw it across the room. I'm thinking, 'Boy, I'm glad I didn't hide in there.' Then I hear him lift up the bed and throw it across the room. Good thing I didn't hide under there either. Then I heard him say, 'What's that over there by the window?' I think, 'Oh God, I'm dead meat now.'

    But, the blonde by now is trying real hard to distract him and convince him to stop looking. Well, I hear the guy go into the bathroom and I hear water running for a long time and I figure maybe he's gonna take a bath or something, when all of a sudden, the jerk pours a pitcher of scalding hot water out of the window right on top of my head. I mean, look at this, I got second degree burns all over my scalp and shoulders!"

    The bartender says, "Oh man, that would have pissed me off for sure." "No, that didn't really bother me. Next, the guy starts slamming the window shut over and over on my hands. I mean, look at my fingers. They're a bloody mess. I can hardly hold onto this glass."

    The bartender looks at the guy's hands and says, "Yeah, buddy, I can understand why you are so upset."

    "No, that wasn't what really pissed me off."

    The bartender then asks in exasperation, "Well, then, what did finally piss you off?"

    "Well, I was hanging there and I turned around and looked down and I was only about 6 inches off the ground."
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    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude,
    the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
    your captain speaking.

    Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York .
    The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth,
    uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY
    GOD!"

    Silence followed.

    Some moments later, the captain came back on the
    intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was
    talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my
    lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

    From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled......

    "For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine!"
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    After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin.

    In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked
    at the image staring back at him. 'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of my Fadder .'

    He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't
    like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishing, he would go there and look at it.

    His wife began to get suspicious of his many trips to the shed. So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.

    As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly b*tch he's running around with.'

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    I didnt authotize this thread change... I call foul!!

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    Three little old Jewish men die and find themselves in front of the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter says "This is very embarrassing. We've never had a mix up like this before. You don't belong here. This is the Christian heaven. You're Jewish. You belong in the heaven down the road."

    The three men argue that they're dead and this is heaven so they belong here. After a long time Saint Peter says "I give up. I'll ask each of you a question. If you get it right, I'll let you in. If you get it wrong, you go down the road to the Jewish heaven with no further arguments." The three men agree.

    Saint Peter says to the first one "What is Easter?"

    The man says "Easter is when all the family comes and has turkey and pumpkin pie." Saint Peter stops him, explains that is Thanksgiving and that he will have to go down the road.

    He turns to the second man and says "What is Easter?"

    The man says "Easter is when a jolly man in a red suit gives presents to good little boys and girls." Saint Peter says that is Christmas and that the man will have to go down the road.

    Saint Peter turns to the third man and says "What is Easter?"

    "That's when the Romans nail Jesus to the cross until he's dead. His followers take him down and bury him in a cave."

    Saint Peter nods, very impressed.

    "On the third day after he dies, Jesus comes back to life and comes out of the cave."

    "Yes, yes," said Saint Peter.

    "And if he sees his shadow he goes back in."
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