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    Knock knock?
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    Mayonnaise!
    Mayonnaise who?
    Mayonnaise a lot of jokes here today!
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    LEARNING TO CUSS
    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
    The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss". The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
    The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ...".
    The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
    When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
    "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios".
    WHACK!
    He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

    "I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ... it won't be Cheerios"..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxedout View Post
    Ha Ha Ha dats what my ole man said once

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    Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?

    I hear it's making headlines
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    During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."

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    Okay, a really childish one. . .

    A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You gotta leave. We don't serve food here."
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