By George I think it's working!

[kgonepostl]

Here's my story, it's kinda interesting and weird.

I've been e-smoking for about 3 months with no analogs. On Friday I was walking outside and smelled a cigar, the smell WAS INTENSE, yet I couldn't see the person with the cigar, I sat there a few minutes with no luck thinking "that's weird, a cigar never smelled like that before.."

All of a sudden I get home, I open up my fridge, take out some diet pepsi and as the carbonation sent the smell upwards I was hit with an extremely appealing smell.

At this time I was considering if my smell was coming back like they say. I went to grab the most potent, nice smelling thing I could find, cologne. I blasted a small wisp on my arm and took a small smell. IT-WAS-INCREDIBLE.

I went from feeling wonderful than BAM! My nose started dripping. Than it began.
Later on that day I had a seriously bad sinus infection. The next morning my throat felt like it was on fire. Something had to be wrong. How could I go feeling on the top of the world to this?

So I examined my phlegm as my body has been trying to reject it throughout the day. SUCCESS! Little brown speckles in my lung mucus!

However, I felt like absolute ****. It was pretty bad. I just wanted to get better. However disgusting it sounds, most people will swallow back their phlegm. Your lungs are trying to get that **** out. So I started spitting it in the garbage can. It's the grossest brown you've ever seen in your life.

EPIC SUCCESS = "TAR"!!!!
I'm still a tiny bit sick. However, after coughing it all up and ACTUALLY SPITTING IT OUT you start to feel a ton better real quick.

I'll give an update on the smells of things when my sinus backup is gone and my throat is fine.


E-cigs FTW!

[kgonepostl]

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Apparently I need to work on my story structure

[shivadance]

Sorry, I would like to say something but all I have in my head is that line from the Mel Brooks movie History of the World Part I, "and the others will run with mucus!"

I was kind of disappointed that at 6 weeks I haven't coughed up more considering I smoked just under a pack for almost 20 yrs. So I'm glad to hear that I may have more crap to cough up. Ugh. Maybe not.

But hey, congrats on expelling gross crap from your lungs! Hope to join you soon!