Warning: Experiencing Side Effects!!!

[G_Jones]

Side Effects Warning!!!

I have been experiencing these multiple and noticeable side effects since I started vaping, should I be alarmed?

• joy
• pleasure
• satisfaction
• feelings of elation
• longing for more juices
• purchasing of delicious supplies

THESE COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!

You have been warned.

Oh I forgot to add:

• juice on bedsheets

[Thiere]

Right on.

[Ryle]

OMG.. the last one sounded so dirty

[sattec]

and after you "gear up", you'll start seeing your cash stack up...no more 60 dollars per carton analog cigarettes.....

[Kurt]

Side Effects Warning!!!

I have been experiencing these multiple and noticeable side effects since I started vaping, should I be alarmed?

• joy
• pleasure
• satisfaction
• feelings of elation
• longing for more juices
• purchasing of delicious supplies

THESE COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!

You have been warned.

Oh I forgot to add:

• juice on bedsheets

OMG! You need to get to a doctor right now! I am absolutely sure there is an FDA approved medication that will treat these concerning symptoms. In fact, I would recommend the new vapor vaccine, sometimes called the "flu-cured vaccine". Very effective. It works by creating a strong nausea reaction to glycerine and also batteries, and an irresistible urge to set tobacco on fire and frantically inhale the fumes. They are trying to fix battery issue, as it is making people vomit on their cell phones and vibrators, and we can't have THAT. Anyway, evidently the vaccine is easy to recognize: its the blue pill.

I've also been experiencing these CONCERNING symptoms with vaping! In addition I've been severely negligent in my approved tobacco combustion/inhalation responsibilities to The State. My lung capacity is dangerously high now, to the point that my aerobic activity abstinence is in great peril of being compromised! So ashamed to admit that I RAN this weekend! I know, I know: this is a gateway to "hard" aerobics, like marathons, martial arts, and swimming. OMFG!! I already have a black belt!! I'm afraid this is far worse than I thought! I haven't bought cigarettes in weeks!! If everyone is rebellious like me The State will go broke! So will the tobacco companies...and the drug companies, and then they won't be able to combat this PANDEMIC with flu-cured vaccines!! How will they stay in their vital business if I am healthy!! What will I tell my children? My selfishness made me turn my back on the very State that is taking care of me! I am a danger to myself and everyone else on this planet, but I...just...can't...stop!

brb, there's a very loud knock at the front door, and flashing lights outside. I bet that damn cashier at 7-11 I used to buy smokes from ratted on me. Bastard. Well, its for my own good.

Please, G_Jones, TAKE THE BLUE PILL!! You owe it to youself, your family, The State, and God. It's not your fault! It's an illness, a chemical imbalance, you were probably abused as a kid, bullied in school, but there is hope! PLEASE GET HELP!!

Sarcasm off. 510 on.

[Scottbee]

Please, G_Jones, TAKE THE BLUE PILL!! You owe it to youself, your family, The State, and God. It's not your fault! It's an illness, a chemical imbalance, you were probably abused as a kid, bullied in school, but there is hope! PLEASE GET HELP!!

Sarcasm off. 510 on.

Interestingly enough... since I started vaping I don't need the Blue Pill anymore! Sumthin' to do with cardio-vascular improvements. Another "horrible" side effect....

[sattec]

satellite tv was free years ago after you bought the $2000 big dish, now satellite tv is 70-120 per month with a free dish. Can you afford 120 per for juice carts? I doubt they can build a cart that can't be reloaded, it may be hard to find juice to load it with but I can always figure a way to reload a cart.....

[Kurt]

satellite tv was free years ago after you bought the $2000 big dish, now satellite tv is 70-120 per month with a free dish. Can you afford 120 per for juice carts? I doubt they can build a cart that can't be reloaded, it may be hard to find juice to load it with but I can always figure a way to reload a cart.....

Not sure if this post is really related to the OP, as funny and tongue-in-cheek as it was. But I'm not worried about this. The technology is too deep into hardware mods and basic electrical engineering now. May approach is to learn a ton, take care of my current hardware, stock up on hardware and high-nic juice, and figure out better ways to fly in the future. They waited too long to start with their ridiculous propaganda tricks. The technology has already gone systemic now, so to speak. They should have amputated when it was still topical and un-evolved. Too bad for them they are slow-minded idiots wielding their big hollow sticks.

On-topic: another really concerning side effect is that I am actually REPULSED by analogs, and that started about day three of vaping. This is clearly some sort of dangerous Jeti mind trick the PV companies have executed onto my innocent naive brain! Shame on them. Where's that Blue Pill???

he he...

[G_Jones]

Interestingly enough... since I started vaping I don't need the Blue Pill anymore! Sumthin' to do with cardio-vascular improvements. Another "horrible" side effect....

It's true. A consequence of quitting analogs was a definite improvement in performance. A nice bonus.