Why have my farts...

[SquirrilahFish]

quit smoking recently?
could be detox!
congrats u stinky xxxah!

[Dredbull]

RWAR! OK you are right I can smell you from here!!

Just kidding but I have noticed the same BUT mine are louder and can gag a maggot.

My co workers are NOT loving it, BUT I am.

[beckah54]

The gas buildup does go away in a fairly short amount of time, thank goodness. I've always assumed it was either the PG or VG causing it.

[SuZamme]

I have been experiencing this phenomena (as well as those around me quite possibly).
My theory is that it has been so long since we all inhaled something non-analog stinky that the "good" air pressure is pushing all the "bad" air out finally.
Perhaps some of the "old timers" could share if this is a continual process or if it actually dissipates after a few weeks? months? years?
Oh well, now we may all have a different reason to "step outside"

[oldtechno]

It happens to me when I vape too much.

1. First, the gurgling stomach.
2. Next, the heartburn
3. Then, smelly gasious peak overpressure blast waves (farts)
4. Finally, die.o.re.ah!

[chrisl317]

Ok, I haven't changed diet.. the only thing that's different about me is I don't smoke anymore.

Why on God's green earth do my farts smell so rank lately?

Edit: My avatar looks like he just smelled one of my winners.

If a guy isn't proud of his rank smelling farts something's wrong. Secondly, maybe you're getting your sense of smell back after quitting cigarettes and they've always smelled just as rank as they do now. Be proud of your farts! They're a statement of quality manufacturing and product recognition!
I once let an SBD out that was so bad after eating powdered eggs, in a dept. store that it got two gays guys arguing with each other about which one did it. That was 15 years ago and my wife still remembers how bad it was and has never let me forget about the incident. Won't let me eat any eggs that don't come out of an egg shell either. I was proud of it then, I'm still proud of it now. It was a nasty foul smelling fart we'll never forget!!!

[Dredbull]

I learned to fart from my grandfather and my mother.

I drop air bombs and walk away, end result is I drag it but some times I can get it to hang for an unreal amount of time.

I still have to stay fairly close to the mom unit in the store, nothing beats her carrying on a conversation with a total stranger thinking it was me. She suddenly bent over to get something she dropped and let out this LOUD thunderous sonic boom with a gurgle follow through almost right in this poor slobs face. Bad thing is she did not miss a beat and was rattling on to the poor SOB who just got crop dusted.

I heard it 25' away and started roaring laughing, was her only tip off and she swung around, spied the poor dusting victim and the smell hit. MY GOD!! IT HIT ME 25' away and felt like my nose was on fire.

To this day she will not go in that store nor forgive me for cackling like a mad bastard.

[Katmar]

OMG! Men and their farts!!! These stories are wonderful!!!

[Dredbull]

Why do farts smell???






So the deaf can enjoy them also..

With that being said, My nickname in Boot and C schools was big nasty. Something about salads and greek peppers awash in tobasco. Most of my nearby shipmates were not effected by the tear gas chamber. Go figure.

THE ONLY thing I noticed since vaping is they are much more loud. I mean echo reverbing off the walls loud, no silent warfare here.

[mbolack]

Wasn't it George Carlin who said something like "Did you ever notice that your own farts smell ok?"