New FDA Approved Smoking Device

**RyanW** · 08-20-2009, 11:10 PM

LOL that is just, well..."classic" hehe.

**Superstargoddess** · 08-20-2009, 11:30 PM

Oh wow, no thank you! I wouldn't ever want nicotine so bad that I would do that!

**Territoo** · 08-22-2009, 05:05 PM

ROFLMAO!

Best laugh I've had in a while.

**titanflyer** · 08-22-2009, 05:28 PM

Tell you what, if I was looking into the light after being under water for a couple minutes, i can't think of anything else that would bring me back faster than sticking that in my stink hole and pumping....

Do you take paypal?

**Sasseaux** · 08-23-2009, 02:32 AM

ROLFtomato!

**Superstargoddess** · 08-23-2009, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Sasseaux

ROLFtomato!

Haha, I haven't seen that one before!

**sherid** · 08-23-2009, 04:21 PM

Here's another funny but true story of how tobacco smoke saved a baby's life.
"Apparently, Picasso had such a difficult birth that he was at first thought to be stillborn. Such was evidently the opinion of the midwife, at any rate, for she left him lying on a table in order to devote her attention to his mother. It was only thanks to the presence of mind shown by his doctor uncle, Don Salvador, that the baby came to life. Picasso himself heard the story told on many occasions in his childhood, and he delighted in repeating it himself. 'Doctors at that time,' he told Antonina Vallentin, 'used to smoke big cigars, and my uncle was no exception. When he saw me lying there he blew smoke into my face. To this I immediately reacted with a grimace and a bellow of fury'" (cf. Vallentin 1957, 7; Palau 1980, 27).