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    Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

    Because it's a little meteor..............
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    Why do milking stools only have three legs?

    'Cause the cow's got the udder..........................
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    What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it?

    Nothing, it just let out a little whine.....................
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    If you remain silent then expect others to take this as approval. Talking is done best in a flexible environment. This shows respect and allows freedom of thought. Ideas and people grow. Inflexibility is taken as a dictatorship. The plus to the latter is you get to exercise one arm a lot while saying, "Heil Hitler!"

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    A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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    If you remain silent then expect others to take this as approval. Talking is done best in a flexible environment. This shows respect and allows freedom of thought. Ideas and people grow. Inflexibility is taken as a dictatorship. The plus to the latter is you get to exercise one arm a lot while saying, "Heil Hitler!"

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    Something To Do When You're Bored:
    1. Catch a fly.
    2. Put it in the freezer.
    3. Wait 10 minutes.
    4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.
    5. Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string.
    6. Tie it around the fly.
    7. Wait till it wakes up.
    BAM! Your very own pet fly
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    Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
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    If you remain silent then expect others to take this as approval. Talking is done best in a flexible environment. This shows respect and allows freedom of thought. Ideas and people grow. Inflexibility is taken as a dictatorship. The plus to the latter is you get to exercise one arm a lot while saying, "Heil Hitler!"