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    A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar, the bartender says "what is this, a joke?"

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    Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"

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    A cheesecake walks into a bar and orders a beer.

    The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here!"
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    Guy walks into a bar dragging a chain behind him. The bartender asks "why are you dragging that chain?" Guy says "you ever tried to push one?"

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    A baby Harp seal waddles into a bar.

    Bartender asks " What will it be ?"

    Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks"
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