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    What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
    Ruff.................

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    We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since.
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    Not really a joke, but I thought it was cute...

    The Chocolate Rabbit

    I got a chocolate rabbit
    For an Easter treat,
    A great big chocolate rabbit
    Good enough to eat.

    So I ate his ears on Sunday,
    His nose I finished Monday.
    Tuesday I nibbled on his feet.
    I ate his tail on Wednesday
    Thursday I kept on,
    By Friday he was going,
    Saturday he was gone.

    Oh, I loved my chocolate rabbit
    From the moment that he came,
    And if I get another one,
    I'll love him just the same.

    ~ Author Unknown

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