OK, T wanted me to start a new contest. I'm in the mood for some good jokes. I KNOW you all have a favorite! Post it here in this thread as your entry to win! Remember, you are posting on ECF, so let's keep it clean and friendly. NOT clean or NOT friendly will be ineligible and removed. Of course anyone doing something like that wouldn't be allowed to win anyway, regardless of what else they post. Keep 'em coming too... Ms T likes to have her computer read posts out loud to her sometimes while she is working, and a laughing T is a productive T!
One winner will be announced in a few days. We'll update the thread as we get closer to the end. "What's the prize," you ask? Your choice! Pick either a Ms T-shirt or a Ms T's canvas bag! The T-shirt sizes available are listed on the website, and the winner will be able to pick what suits him/her when the contest is over. We look forward to that blissful soreness that comes from laughing too much and too hard!!
Here are a couple to get it started (but I can't win, obviously):
1. Two hunters are out in the woods when one clutches his chest, drops, and becomes completely unresponsive. The other hunter grabs his cell phone and calls 911. He yells to the operator, "I think my friend is dead! What do I do?" The operator responds, "Stay calm. First, we need to make sure he's actually dead." The hunter replies "OK", there is a pause, then a single gun shot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, "OK, he's definitely dead. Now what?"
2. My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don’t mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters.
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