I have yet to take the plunge, so I'm having a hard time understanding the appeal of such twee flavors as piña colada and strawberry shortcake.
Back when I was a sweet young thing, I was fond of a certain brand of pink ciggies from France that were scented with rose oil. But then I grew up, and have since smoked proper white cigarettes, the way Edward R. Murrow (God rest his soul) taught us.
I'd rather continue twitching and slapping myself repeatedly than accept a kindly offered menthol.
So I'm supposed to get excited about smoking mint chocolate chip because...? Please enlighten me.


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