07-24-2014, 03:18 PM
"Horton" and even though he was trying to be funny and very interesting to everyone - he would always be untrustworthy - NO matter what he did, especially given his history and being so smarmy all the time & even sexist towards all the women.
People should seriously stop expecting Normal from "Me" - We all know it's not going to happen.
07-24-2014, 04:49 PM
But fortunately Uncle knew how to handle him.....He would even slap him with a wet noodle if he didn't shape up.....and soon Uncle & Liblue began making a plan....
07-24-2014, 05:18 PM
With his wet noodle in hand and a sinister grin, he figured out
the best way to handle poor now reformed sweet Horton.
07-24-2014, 05:32 PM
was to hold him in a far away corner by means of a force field that not only made it impossible for him to leave but also for him to be heard or have any powers over the women in the room. Uncle would keep him there until .........
07-25-2014, 12:45 PM
the South froze over. How dare Uncle call the suave and charming Horton smarmy..... "He who lives in a glass house.... and all that stuff"...Anyhoo..... Horton gets wind of the plot by Uncle, et al and makes his own plot. He calls his vast number of evil vapers together for a meeting and to groove on some new terrible juice he just made. Horton was also showing off his new 36650 mech mod and the group was oohing and aahhing. (BTW.... Horton is so cool that he even has his own signature line of custom snarky IQR batteries that never need charging.) The meeting room was full of noxious vapor and the low murmur of voices. "OK, here's how we are going to beat those forces of good once and for all and put that Uncle character in his place" said Horton..... Just as he started his next sentence..........
07-25-2014, 04:12 PM
Liblue noticed the activity in the corner and thought something amiss. She strained to hear what Horton was saying and finally realized that he was up to his old tricks again and decided that she needed to put a stop to it once and for all, so she .........
add: My first 2 attempts at DIY are in bottles resting and relaxing a bit before testing... really excited but want to give them a couple hours at least. Did a horchata mixing 2 different ones and then adding a bit of other cinnamon flavors. 5 ml test batch. Also a cinnamon red hot sorta thing for son that uses a couple different cinnamons. 5 ml of this too and think was 5 drops total. Cinnamon is something I don't want to over do
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07-25-2014, 05:17 PM
grabbed Uncle by the arm and told him to keep Horton and all of his evil minions locked away in the basement for as long as it took to complete the meetings with the Prez...and everyone else who would listen.....
But as they made their way across the room Horton saw them coming his way & had his people "hide" him while he escaped out the back....
07-25-2014, 05:37 PM
into the night. Once again, Horton got the better of the forces of good. He even bested the Prez, but that wasn't saying -- Oh, wait, best not finish that thought......
Horton proceeded with stealth and caution to the very secret meeting place (Dennys) and waited for the evil minions to arrive. While he was waiting he had a Grand Slam with VG syrup. He was doodling on his place mat when the minions arrived. The immediately began to plot their next escapade. Many of them wanted to bring violence upon their foes, but Horton, being so wise and insightful, felt it best to play more mind games and less with the "physical stuff". So, a new eeeeevil plot started to take shape. A strong breeze blew the door to Dennys open and in came........
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07-25-2014, 05:44 PM
Tick and Sashim. They were hungry and decided Denny's would be a great place to have a good breakfast before getting down to the task of fending off whatever sinister plots Horton may hatch. They knew that they were going to be the frontline of defence for most of the day since Joan, Liblue and the others were going to be in closed door meetings for most of the day. They just hoped.........
07-26-2014, 05:35 AM
That Denny's still had the Grand Slam breakfast as they knew they would need all their energy if they had to fight off the horton's evil hordes.