After so many “just ordered my ProVari” threads,I had to come up with something different. It has also been one of those days….
I must be going crazy; I cannot believe what I did.
I ordered my first ProVari - when my wife finds out I’m dead.
I have read all the posts and driveled over the reviews.
I had to know for myself what others hold so dear.
I have the Twist and a lava tube to boot.
Will the Provari in my hands put both of those to ruin?
I got my tracking number and I‘m checking twice a day.
I only wish I put a GPS on the mailman the other day.
It should be here in the morning and my boss is out of town.
I guess I’ll have to work from home to behold it when it comes.
I still have reservations because the menus look so silly
But then again I might be fine since I already think I’m crazy.
Oh, my wife will not kill me. She was wondering why it took me so long to order one. It just sounded good .
Before someone asks.... I am NOT a poet and I know it I just wanted to have some fun.