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    Default I caught my filthy, nasty, bad mailman!

    I'm waiting for a package, and he tricked me last time. I swear he didn't come up to the door and knock; just snuck the pink slip in the mailbox and ran. So, today, I'm on it! I'm listening, watching, crouched and ready to pounce! I spot him coming, as he gets to the mailbox, I open the door and step out . .. . he's already opening the mailbox . .. he says, "oh . . . . . hey".

    I say, "yeeeeeeesssssssssssss?".

    He says, "I got a .. . . a package for you".

    "I know, I'm waiting on it."

    "It's up in the . . . . ." as he nods up the street to his truck, and pulls the pink slip BACK out of the pile of mail he's already slipped into my box by this time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "Oh . . . . . ."

    "Here, he says, sign this, and I'll put the package in your mailbox for you after I get back to my truck"

    "Ok" . . . . . . . .

    Now I'm just waiting to see if he follows through . . . . or if I just signed the piece of paper that says he delivered it and . . . . . . . . eeeeeek!


    BAST_ARD!!!!!!!!!

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    uh oh.......
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    OK . . . . at least he didn't rip me off! Got it! (PHEW!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by pdib View Post
    OK . . . . at least he didn't rip me off! Got it! (PHEW!)
    was it greenish?
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    I'd report his ..... to your local post office for dereliction of duty. That's a federal offense that should be punishable by death. Preferably a slow one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MamaTried View Post
    was it greenish?
    It smells greenish, Dennis! But right now, it's just a special box, unopened.
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    You're just gonna milk this, ain't cha? C'on, the suspense is mildly unbearable.
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    a sign that says "I'm watching your lazzzy azzzz" sometimes helps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by treebeard View Post
    you're just gonna milk this, ain't cha? C'on, the suspense is mildly unbearable.:d
    yep. . . . . .

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    What's in the box???
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