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| Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA
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Question: Why did the rooster cross the road? Answer: To prove he wasn't a chicken!!! |
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| Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA
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Question: Why did the turtle cross the road? Answer: To get to the shell station. |
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| Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA
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Question: Why did the fish cross the ocean? Answer: To get to the other tide! |
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| Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA
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Okay so there's these two fish sitting in a tank. One turns to the other and says "I hope you know how to drive this thing"!
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| Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA
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A priest, a reverend and a rabbi walk into a bar. "What's this ?"asks the barman, " A joke !".
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| Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA
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Three guys are arguing at a party about who has the best memory. The first guy says, "I can remember my mother putting on my diaper." The second guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember being born." The third guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember going to a party with my father and coming home with my mother." |
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| | #77 |
| Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA
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A duck sees a chicken on the side of the road The duck says. "Don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it." |
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| Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA
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Blonde standing at the side of the river shouts across to other blonde. 'How do I get to the other side?' Second blonde shouts back. 'You're ON the other side!'
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| Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA
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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!!! |
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| Full Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, CA
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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!!!! |
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