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[SailorJack]

Question: Why did the rooster cross the road?

Answer: To prove he wasn't a chicken!!!

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Question: Why did the turtle cross the road?

Answer: To get to the shell station.

[SailorJack]

Question: Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Answer: To get to the other tide!

[SailorJack]

Okay so there's these two fish sitting in a tank. One turns to the other and says "I hope you know how to drive this thing"!

[SailorJack]

A priest, a reverend and a rabbi walk into a bar. "What's this ?"asks the barman, " A joke !".

[SailorJack]

Three guys are arguing at a party about who has the best memory.
The first guy says, "I can remember my mother putting on my diaper."
The second guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember being born."
The third guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember going to a party with my father and coming home with my mother."

[SailorJack]

A duck sees a chicken on the side of the road

The duck says. "Don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it."

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Blonde standing at the side of the river shouts across to other blonde. 'How do I get to the other side?' Second blonde shouts back. 'You're ON the other side!'

[SailorJack]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!!!

[SailorJack]

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff!!!!