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  1. 05-31-2012, 02:17 AM #481
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    Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
    Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
    He complained that the work had been completed a year ago. and I still hadn't paid for them.
    Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
    So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year...
    That these windows would pay for themselves in a year.
    Helllooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.
    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
    He never called back.
    I bet he felt like an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Semiretired View Post
    Are you looking at the squirrel tree?
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    There's no squirrel here! Move along...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThreadKiller View Post
    There's no squirrel here! Move along...
    Yep - no Squirrel - Just LUNCH is what I would say he might be thinking (LOL)...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Semiretired View Post
    Yep - no Squirrel - Just LUNCH is what I would say he might be thinking (LOL)...
    Hey, you just stay away from my nuts, mister!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThreadKiller View Post
    Hey, you just stay away from my nuts, mister!
    Why? You do not seem to be able to keep up with them...

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    Just remember -

    "It is not my fault - Rave Invited Me and Uncle Educated Me"... LOL
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    too cute

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    Live - Laugh - Love
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    Quote Originally Posted by Semiretired View Post
    Just remember -

    "It is not my fault - Rave Invited Me and Uncle Educated Me"... LOL
    That's okay, Semi. Nobody's perfect.
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