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The only time I know for sure anyone noticed is one time I sneezed in a meeting and the snus made an enfortunate escape from under my lip to under the conference room table.
You could have told them that you had a tooth pulled and that it was packing to keep it from bleeding. So how did you explain it?
Sanity is overrated. I'd rather be happy.
Actually, I didn't. Just let them contemplate and come to their own conclusions. A couple of the people in the room have seen the snus cans sitting on my desk, so it shouldn't be a big mystery... in theory.
Herbal remedy to treat temporary psychosis. Or, since you sneezed, allergies.
Deciding not to smoke is one thing. Forgetting to smoke is a different animal altogether.
Ooh, I didn't think about playing the crazy card. Good one Kurt!
Sanity is overrated. I'd rather be happy.
Haha. My playing the crazy card wouldn't seem all that unusual for most of the people I work with.
Herbal remedy to treat temporary psychosis....hmmm. I wonder if the tobacco nazi management would buy that?? I think I'll tuck that one in the ol' ammo bag. If I should get backed into a corner I could drool some, howl and scratch a few fleas, point out that I know the HR guy is really an android watching me in the shower, then roll my eyes to the back of my head and sing "Super Freak" while sitting on the boss' lap. Then I pop a snus and all is well. Do ya think howling would be too much?
I'll check in later when I find out where I am, provided I'm still where I left myself :confused:.
Yeah but how will they be able to tell the difference between this howling and the normal howling TV?
Sanity is overrated. I'd rather be happy.
That would be too funny/awful!Originally Posted by AllCoExPat
I have visions of a soggy snus sliding down the presentation screen in the nightmare version of the above.
The thing about most people is that almost everyone is too polite to mention something that they think is amiss.
That lip bulge might be some kind of deformity or growth or something so no-one says anything.
... but one day someone is going to say "what the **** have you got in your mouth?"
Anyone who doesn't howl at the moon now and again probably isn't normal.
Funny, after all my going on about snus, I personally don't use the stuff.. maybe Camel mellow every now and again... but I stick with my boring vape consisting of nothing but 2:1 VG/PG with 12 mg nicotine... no flavor, no nuthin'. Still can't seem to quit it, though I've tried.
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