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Logan4_uk · 07-03-2009, 08:39 AM

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still
clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and
put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!

Caesarea · 07-04-2009, 08:28 AM

Logan4_uk That was too funny!!!!

Thanks for the Friday laughter!

C.

Rusty · 07-04-2009, 09:21 PM

My wife was ROLLHAS - I was vaping!!

scyllabub · 07-11-2009, 06:35 AM

Good one, Logan - one for me to forward to the ladz

scylla

07-03-2009, 08:39 AM	#1
Logan4_uk Full Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Birmingham,UK Posts: 80	Friday Funny Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken! __________________ Weapon Of Choice - Mighty TITAN 510 Manual

07-11-2009, 06:35 AM	#4
scyllabub Super Member ECF Veteran Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: London, UK Posts: 463 Tweet this post!	Good one, Logan - one for me to forward to the ladz scylla __________________ Currently using: GG Nano; Screwdriver with neck lanyard (no more broken buttons!); Dibley PT

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07-04-2009, 08:28 AM	#2
Caesarea Ultra Member ECF Veteran Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK Posts: 2,901	Logan4_uk That was too funny!!!! Thanks for the Friday laughter! C.

07-04-2009, 09:21 PM	#3
Rusty Super Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Yorkshire, England Posts: 368	My wife was ROLLHAS - I was vaping!!