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    Dear Wader,

    I am in desperate need of some 24 or 36 mg Nuport WOW. I am an old woman, and my arthritic knees are no longer equipped for begging; praying may still be possible. As I sit here anxiously awaiting the next stock update, it occurs to me that you are a reasonable man, and negotiations may be in order.

    I have goods or services to offer for trade, among them: I have been known to bake some mean brownies and/or chocolate chip cookies, I have fair decent pieces of jewelry, a reasonably successful first-born child, and a lightly used spouse. That last item may be problematic, in that he considers vaping "another addiction" but he washes dishes beautifully.

    Come, let us talk together.

    Sincerely,

    Joyce

    PS Thank you for all that you do.

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    bribery? let me know if it works!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joyce View Post
    Dear Wader,

    I am in desperate need of some 24 or 36 mg Nuport WOW. I am an old woman, and my arthritic knees are no longer equipped for begging; praying may still be possible. As I sit here anxiously awaiting the next stock update, it occurs to me that you are a reasonable man, and negotiations may be in order.

    I have goods or services to offer for trade, among them: I have been known to bake some mean brownies and/or chocolate chip cookies, I have fair decent pieces of jewelry, a reasonably successful first-born child, and a lightly used spouse. That last item may be problematic, in that he considers vaping "another addiction" but he washes dishes beautifully.

    Come, let us talk together.

    Sincerely,

    Joyce

    PS Thank you for all that you do.
    That's some funny stuff!

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    lmao Gotta know if any of this works ....

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    Joyce, I sent you a PM. Let me know

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    Lmao, now that was good.

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    Right back atcha, nevada!

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    Serious giggles here Joyce!

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    Hey Wader, that lightly used spouse could come in handy for packing boxes and shipping!

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