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    Dear Wader,

    Itís been quite some time since we chatted. I find that you and I are occupying our accustomed positions regarding WOW Nuport juice. As there has been much whining many requests for said juice, I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind you that I still have the same items for offer. I must prepare for nuclear winter.

    And to that end, the time has come for us to address the situation with WOW Pineapple. Once upon a time, I had a bottle of this nectar of the gods. Thinking that there would be plenty to be had at some time in the future, I sold it to a desperate Family member. I could wait, I told him, and his need seemed greater. Thatís the kind of person I am, generous to a fault.

    That was five months ago. Every update is a new adventure, checking with bated breath, only to find no WOW Pineapple juice making an appearance. Yes, there have been cartos, but they donít quite do it. I am bereft.

    So again, let us reason together. The firstborn has recently acquired a rather large beau, which could be good or bad, depending on oneís point of view. In addition to the original items, I can also sweeten the deal with an extensive and expensive perfume collection.

    Or, if bribery is no longer to your liking, let me make you an offer you canít refuse. A wise man might ask himself, ďDo I know where my squirrels are?Ē.

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    Wow,are you threatening the squirrels?Thats just nasty girl.Get a grip.Its only eliquid.(((Hugs!)))
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    lol oh momma joyce! i feel your pain! love you lady! (and dont worry keyzy...she was joking)
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    Lolololollololol!!!
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    :gasp:
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    I just saw Wader googling "witness protection"... something about squirrels
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    Desperate times, and all that.
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    Really enjoying the laugh, Joyce. Thanx
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    Quote Originally Posted by dohsma View Post
    I just saw Wader googling "witness protection"... something about squirrels
    Actually....that would be rodent protection. But all I could find was exterminators.

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