Naked!!!

[Letzin Hale]

"Wrecked and Bonkers", a good name for a brothel with an alcohol licence!!

Anyway, the title of this post was inspired by my grandaughter who, a couple of months ago, came down from the bathroom with her bathrobe on and started to do an amusingly provocative dance in front of the TV. She was dropping the robe off her shoulder and pouting like a second rate 'film' star and had us in stitches. She then let the robe fall to the floor, exposing herself to us all, turned her back to us, crouched, wiggled her bum and shouted 'NAKED!' at which point we peed ourselves. She now does this on a regular basis and we eventually found out what had inspired it - The Simpsons movie where Homer dares Bart to skateboard through town and adds the 'NAKED!' comment. If our grandaughter was 21 we might be worried, but she's only three and a half!! It's one of those things that kids do so well and with such lack oh inhibition, but we are scared to video her as it could be misconstrued by those with sick minds
So, here's a thread for those 'anything went' stories, pictures etc that are amusing without being obscene, just for fun

These first three are for Kate & friends....mmmmmmmm

[Kate]

[taz3cat]

Looks like the ladies have had their yearly CAT scan.

[Mary Kay]

Little kids are wonderfully funny! I love the pics, I bet they also have 'Fuzzy navels".

[prr2freya]

Here is a baby squirrel we rescued who went to a licensed animal rehab friend... I was keeping it warm in my bra... Sorry it's a bit blurry too.


We named it "nibbler".

[Letzin Hale]

[Mary Kay]

I have been reading up on British Slang..didn't I see something pertaining to the above cartoon? LOL It's supposed to be a good thing.

[Letzin Hale]

It took me a while but then the penny dropped
Yes, if something is really cool, good, ace, exceptional etc it is 'the dog's bollocks' (aka the mutt's nuts!) We even name beer after it and make statues and love liquids and rock bands and..............dogs.
Alan.

[Mary Kay]

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do
You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty
the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
becauseit's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want abed near the window?"

[Kate]

I've just found this and thought it was funny -